31.5.04
Bored. Someone call me.
Heaving rocks around the yard is fuuuuun.
30.5.04
*Sigh*...I miss Winston.
On the bright side, I celebrated my birthday with my family tonight.
My parents got me another crab, but my mom didn't notice that he had only one claw.
His name is Unidexter.
He is also missing the end of one of his legs, so his nickname is Stumpy.
Ah...Unidexter the Stump. (hehe...Brian...)
I think Ralphie is disgruntled. His friend died and now this strange, one-clawed crab has moved into his home.
On the bright side, I celebrated my birthday with my family tonight.
My parents got me another crab, but my mom didn't notice that he had only one claw.
His name is Unidexter.
He is also missing the end of one of his legs, so his nickname is Stumpy.
Ah...Unidexter the Stump. (hehe...Brian...)
I think Ralphie is disgruntled. His friend died and now this strange, one-clawed crab has moved into his home.
29.5.04
My brain is on strike. I get the feeling that it's going to continue to refuse to work for the rest of the day.
Heh...brain.
Heh...brain.
Happy (belated) Birthday to me...
Really fun party last night.
Thanks to everyone who came.
I have pictures. : D
Matt...I LOVE the daqueri. (or however it's spelled, I don't have the bottle with me)
Brian...my mother didn't mean to freak you out. She apologizes.
Exploding cat.
And then after everyone who wasn't sleeping over left, we found Winston's body. So...that kind of put a damper on the festivities. But the slumber party whatsit was still fun.
Buried Winston this morning. Picked some pretty flowers for him. We'll miss you buddy.
Really fun party last night.
Thanks to everyone who came.
I have pictures. : D
Matt...I LOVE the daqueri. (or however it's spelled, I don't have the bottle with me)
Brian...my mother didn't mean to freak you out. She apologizes.
Exploding cat.
And then after everyone who wasn't sleeping over left, we found Winston's body. So...that kind of put a damper on the festivities. But the slumber party whatsit was still fun.
Buried Winston this morning. Picked some pretty flowers for him. We'll miss you buddy.
27.5.04
Last Key Club meeting of the year tonight...*sigh*.
Brian: You can come with me after the meeting.
Matt: No, I have a life.
And then me, Shreya, Brian, and Steph all burst out laughing at the same time...
Matt: Children...get a seat.
Shreya: Get a life.
Niki: Do you still have the sex bracelet?
Shreya: ...it was in my mouth...and it didn't come out...
Niki: You swallowed it?
Brian: You can come with me after the meeting.
Matt: No, I have a life.
And then me, Shreya, Brian, and Steph all burst out laughing at the same time...
Matt: Children...get a seat.
Shreya: Get a life.
Niki: Do you still have the sex bracelet?
Shreya: ...it was in my mouth...and it didn't come out...
Niki: You swallowed it?
Blockbuster did not have Donnie Darko. Grr...
So I got Dogma and Keeping the Faith instead. (See Brian? Not all movie Brians are drunks...)
And there's also always Boondock Saints.
So I got Dogma and Keeping the Faith instead. (See Brian? Not all movie Brians are drunks...)
And there's also always Boondock Saints.
26.5.04
I stayed after school today...Steph and I had fun *breaking* into people's lockers. You see, there's this way that you can mess with the combination lock on your locker, and set it so you can just open it without having to bother with the combination. Hannah has shown me how you can tell which lockers have the fixed lock, and Brian has shown me how you can set the lock back to normal again...great fun. So, Steph and I wandered around the building opening people's lockers. If they had shoes in their locker, we took one shoe, or a textbook if they didn't have shoes, and then set the lock back to normal, closed the locker, and left the shoe or textbook in front of the locker to mark where we had been, and to confuse the people who keep stuff in those lockers. I bet half of them don't even remember their combinations. Great fun.
While hunting down open lockers, we passed by the math hallway multiple times and saw Brian in the room where he was taking a quiz. I think he was getting annoyed after the 5th or 6th time. At one point, Emily was with us, and she made a face at him. It was funny.
While hunting down open lockers, we passed by the math hallway multiple times and saw Brian in the room where he was taking a quiz. I think he was getting annoyed after the 5th or 6th time. At one point, Emily was with us, and she made a face at him. It was funny.
24.5.04
I pledge allegiance
To the underworld
One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt, singled out
The only way I know
I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minorty
Stepped out of the line
Like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know
One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
"For crying out loud"
She screamed unto me
A free for all, fuck 'em all
"You are your own sight"
To the underworld
One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt, singled out
The only way I know
I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minorty
Stepped out of the line
Like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know
One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
"For crying out loud"
She screamed unto me
A free for all, fuck 'em all
"You are your own sight"
Karen: is there anything you are wanting for you birthday?
Me: ummm...a pickax
Karen: anything else?
Me: a regular axe would be cool too. Or a CHAINSAW!!!
Karen: oh dear...anything less violently delightful?
Me: ummm...a pickax
Karen: anything else?
Me: a regular axe would be cool too. Or a CHAINSAW!!!
Karen: oh dear...anything less violently delightful?
23.5.04
Thanks to Dave Barry, I have come to realize that lobsters are really giant bugs in disguise.
Josh: Dave, you're surrounded!
Dave: This is communism...
Josh: This isn't communism, this is an ass-kicking!
Josh: I would lick Sarah. I mean...wait...no...
Dave wet himself...hehe...good ol' orange soda.
And, thankfully, my t-shirt design did not win. Damn, I hated that thing...
Me: I'm going to finish what I'm typing for my blog now...
Brian: I'm going to go trippin'
Me: Ummm...have fun with that. I'll still be here. If you want to tell me what color the pink elephants smell like.
Dave: This is communism...
Josh: This isn't communism, this is an ass-kicking!
Josh: I would lick Sarah. I mean...wait...no...
Dave wet himself...hehe...good ol' orange soda.
And, thankfully, my t-shirt design did not win. Damn, I hated that thing...
Me: I'm going to finish what I'm typing for my blog now...
Brian: I'm going to go trippin'
Me: Ummm...have fun with that. I'll still be here. If you want to tell me what color the pink elephants smell like.
And then one day his admirers just quit him
Just packed up their paints and were gone
He stood alone
Their beautiful disaster
Wondering where he'd gone wrong
He wanted their smiles
Wanted the applause
No one would look him in the eye now
No one returned his calls
Dressed him up in
Rich man's clothes
Told him he was beautiful..
And then they expected miracles
Then they expected miracles...
Just packed up their paints and were gone
He stood alone
Their beautiful disaster
Wondering where he'd gone wrong
He wanted their smiles
Wanted the applause
No one would look him in the eye now
No one returned his calls
Dressed him up in
Rich man's clothes
Told him he was beautiful..
And then they expected miracles
Then they expected miracles...
Today was the lastest last day of hebrew school...mixed blessing, that one. I no longer have to deal with 6th grade brats, which is good, but now I don't get to hang out with Josh and Dave on Sundays, or the whole confirmation gang on Wednesdays. Well, I'll see y'all next year...
22.5.04
She said , "Lately,
Falling's been easy on me
A lot like breathing used to be
And call me crazy
But I was thinking
Maybe you'd be waiting on the ground
To come and catch me"
And you
Come around here
You open up your wings
You open up your wings
And I'm drowning
I am drowning
You open up your wings
You open up your wings
And I'm gone
She said, "Maybe you're all the same
You say you'll never leave until you're gone again
And little pieces fall away
And I am left the fool
Clobbered and clumsy and slowly fading"
And you
Come around here
You open up your wings
You open up your wings
And I'm drowning
I am drowning
You open up your wings
You open up your wings
And I'm gone...
Falling's been easy on me
A lot like breathing used to be
And call me crazy
But I was thinking
Maybe you'd be waiting on the ground
To come and catch me"
And you
Come around here
You open up your wings
You open up your wings
And I'm drowning
I am drowning
You open up your wings
You open up your wings
And I'm gone
She said, "Maybe you're all the same
You say you'll never leave until you're gone again
And little pieces fall away
And I am left the fool
Clobbered and clumsy and slowly fading"
And you
Come around here
You open up your wings
You open up your wings
And I'm drowning
I am drowning
You open up your wings
You open up your wings
And I'm gone...
I was not attacked by evil ladybugs while walking today. I was, however, attacked by lots and lots of invisible evil spider webs. Soon I shall mutate into a giant spider. And then I can turn the rest of you into giant muntant spiders as well.
First to go will be Josh. Followed by Brian and Shreya. And then...whoever happens to be closest.
First to go will be Josh. Followed by Brian and Shreya. And then...whoever happens to be closest.
Quote of the Day:
Mrs. K: He'll figure it out after the first four dates walk out on him.
Quotes of the Yesterday:
Josh: If I had an army of pissed off rabbis, I could take over the world!
Josh: Hey, what if Brian was a pissed of rabbi?
Josh: You looked so disgruntled that you looked like a man.
Leigh: Josh! You can't come up to me when I'm talking to adults and say, "Leigh, I think I'm pregnant"!
Josh: But what if I was pregnant?
Me: Who'd be the father?
Josh: You.
Mrs. K: He'll figure it out after the first four dates walk out on him.
Quotes of the Yesterday:
Josh: If I had an army of pissed off rabbis, I could take over the world!
Josh: Hey, what if Brian was a pissed of rabbi?
Josh: You looked so disgruntled that you looked like a man.
Leigh: Josh! You can't come up to me when I'm talking to adults and say, "Leigh, I think I'm pregnant"!
Josh: But what if I was pregnant?
Me: Who'd be the father?
Josh: You.
21.5.04
Don't the hours grow shorter as the days go by?
Never get to stop and open our eyes
One minute you're waiting for the sky to fall
The next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all...
Never get to stop and open our eyes
One minute you're waiting for the sky to fall
The next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all...
20.5.04
Brian...you've made a fool of yourself again, as I was trying to tell you when you signed off.
Shmazela is not a word. You freak. It's just shmazel.
If you were in wherever it is that they speak Yiddish, a bubbe (like a babushka but not) would smack you upside the head. With her pocketbook.
Shmazela is not a word. You freak. It's just shmazel.
If you were in wherever it is that they speak Yiddish, a bubbe (like a babushka but not) would smack you upside the head. With her pocketbook.
Went for a walk before. Rescued an inchworm that was hanging from a thread from a tree. He is the new Melvin 5. He crawled around on my hand for a while and then I put him on a different tree.
I was not attacked by evil ladybugs. : D
There is no Key Club tonight. This makes me sad.
I didn't see him today. This also makes me sad.
Bleh.
I was not attacked by evil ladybugs. : D
There is no Key Club tonight. This makes me sad.
I didn't see him today. This also makes me sad.
Bleh.
Please
Excuse me while I dream of you
With your thought in my mind
I feel alive
So alive
I'm feeling fine
Your eyes stand out
In my mind
So alive
I'm feeling fine
Your eyes stand out
In my mind
So beautiful
The stars they fall around me
When I think of you
The season change just like I,
Like I would for you...
Excuse me while I dream of you
With your thought in my mind
I feel alive
So alive
I'm feeling fine
Your eyes stand out
In my mind
So alive
I'm feeling fine
Your eyes stand out
In my mind
So beautiful
The stars they fall around me
When I think of you
The season change just like I,
Like I would for you...
19.5.04
Nightswimming
Remembering that night
September's coming soon
I'm pining for the moon
And what if there were two
Side by side in orbit
Around the fairest sun?
That bright tight forever drum
Could not describe nightswimming
You, I thought I knew you
You I cannot judge
You, I thought you knew me
This one laughing quietly
Underneath my breath
Nightswimming...
Remembering that night
September's coming soon
I'm pining for the moon
And what if there were two
Side by side in orbit
Around the fairest sun?
That bright tight forever drum
Could not describe nightswimming
You, I thought I knew you
You I cannot judge
You, I thought you knew me
This one laughing quietly
Underneath my breath
Nightswimming...
CURSE THE 6TH GRADERS!!! GAAAAAAAH!!!
It's a pity, the dozen or so brats in the class give the 9 or 10 good kids a bad name.
Tons and tons of fun stuff from confirmation. Josh has given it a title. He calls it:
Josh is a Moron
Me: I really want to strangle someone. Hello, Josh.
Leigh: That's convenient.
Josh: *backs away slowly*
Josh: You know what's funny?
Leigh, Dave, and Me: Your face.
(That was not planned, which makes it even more hilarious.)
Me: Josh! We love you!
Shainess: ...what?
(Shainess's real name is also Josh.)
Arnie: What's on your minds? School, sports, the summer, your girlfriend or boyfriend...
Josh: Yeah, I need a new boyfriend.
Me: I've learned that it's possible to be sensitive and manly at the same time.
Leigh: Yeah Josh! (Shainess) You should be proud of yourself.
Josh: Yeah...Josh, sometimes I have trouble differentiating between your sensitivity and your manli-
Me: *smacks Josh*
Sasha: Can I get a drink? Sorry to interrupt your little smacking fest, but...
Mr. Rader: Just go.
Dave: Hey Joe, Josh thinks you have a nice ass!
Joe: ...Thank you Josh.
Josh is Leigh's bitch. Here is our proof:
Leigh: No hurting Dave.
Josh: Yes ma'am.
Leigh: Ha!
Josh: Ah, shiiiiit...
Leigh: Josh, take your shirt off.
Josh: Yes ma'am. *starts to take off shirt* Wait, no! *puts shirt back on*
Josh: I don't like you Leigh.
Dave: It doesn't matter if you like her or not. You're still her bitch.
Shainess...SENSITIVE BUT MANLY!
It's a pity, the dozen or so brats in the class give the 9 or 10 good kids a bad name.
Tons and tons of fun stuff from confirmation. Josh has given it a title. He calls it:
Josh is a Moron
Me: I really want to strangle someone. Hello, Josh.
Leigh: That's convenient.
Josh: *backs away slowly*
Josh: You know what's funny?
Leigh, Dave, and Me: Your face.
(That was not planned, which makes it even more hilarious.)
Me: Josh! We love you!
Shainess: ...what?
(Shainess's real name is also Josh.)
Arnie: What's on your minds? School, sports, the summer, your girlfriend or boyfriend...
Josh: Yeah, I need a new boyfriend.
Me: I've learned that it's possible to be sensitive and manly at the same time.
Leigh: Yeah Josh! (Shainess) You should be proud of yourself.
Josh: Yeah...Josh, sometimes I have trouble differentiating between your sensitivity and your manli-
Me: *smacks Josh*
Sasha: Can I get a drink? Sorry to interrupt your little smacking fest, but...
Mr. Rader: Just go.
Dave: Hey Joe, Josh thinks you have a nice ass!
Joe: ...Thank you Josh.
Josh is Leigh's bitch. Here is our proof:
Leigh: No hurting Dave.
Josh: Yes ma'am.
Leigh: Ha!
Josh: Ah, shiiiiit...
Leigh: Josh, take your shirt off.
Josh: Yes ma'am. *starts to take off shirt* Wait, no! *puts shirt back on*
Josh: I don't like you Leigh.
Dave: It doesn't matter if you like her or not. You're still her bitch.
Shainess...SENSITIVE BUT MANLY!
18.5.04
Brian: He's a clown with a cactus for a penis. Of course he's worthy!
I find it hard
To drive your stupid car
I find it hard
'Cause I never get that far
And you put my brain in overload
I can't change gears
I cannot see the road
You got concrete eyes
And I cannot see your face
And I failed in life
'Cause you crushed me with your hate
And you put my brain in overload
I can't change gears
I cannot see the
Road...
To drive your stupid car
I find it hard
'Cause I never get that far
And you put my brain in overload
I can't change gears
I cannot see the road
You got concrete eyes
And I cannot see your face
And I failed in life
'Cause you crushed me with your hate
And you put my brain in overload
I can't change gears
I cannot see the
Road...
I had a piano recital today. I got a *new* skirt.
And then, when we were driving the place where the recital is, there's this dog standing in the middle of the road, looking all bewildered, completely unaware that there was a car bearing down on him from both directions. Then I realized that this was Indie, Dave's blind and partially deaf golden retriever. I was like, Wow. He's definately going to get hit by a car. So, mother stopped the car and I attempted to grab Indie's collar and bring him back to Dave's house, and somehow while doing this, Indie snotted all over my *new* skirt. Sweet.
So then I had to sit through 20 small children playing their little plinking songs such as "Chopsticks" and "The Knuckle Song" before I could massacre the first momevent of Clementi's Sonatina in C Major. It actually didn't go that bad until I got to the part with all those thirds and fourths in a row. I was doomed to mess up that part. So there was this five second pause where I was like, Oh shit, what was I doing? before I just skipped the next dozen or so notes and played the last few parts of that section really loud. I don't think anyone noticed. *cough*
And then, when we were driving the place where the recital is, there's this dog standing in the middle of the road, looking all bewildered, completely unaware that there was a car bearing down on him from both directions. Then I realized that this was Indie, Dave's blind and partially deaf golden retriever. I was like, Wow. He's definately going to get hit by a car. So, mother stopped the car and I attempted to grab Indie's collar and bring him back to Dave's house, and somehow while doing this, Indie snotted all over my *new* skirt. Sweet.
So then I had to sit through 20 small children playing their little plinking songs such as "Chopsticks" and "The Knuckle Song" before I could massacre the first momevent of Clementi's Sonatina in C Major. It actually didn't go that bad until I got to the part with all those thirds and fourths in a row. I was doomed to mess up that part. So there was this five second pause where I was like, Oh shit, what was I doing? before I just skipped the next dozen or so notes and played the last few parts of that section really loud. I don't think anyone noticed. *cough*
17.5.04
I am Switzerland.
"What do you know about pizza in squares?"
"It's all wrong, Coach!"
"What's right about pizza in squares?"
"Nothin'!"
Curses, I have a piano recital tomorrow. I should probably practice at some point.
"It's all wrong, Coach!"
"What's right about pizza in squares?"
"Nothin'!"
Curses, I have a piano recital tomorrow. I should probably practice at some point.
I think tagboard hates me again. The tagboards on both my blog and my site are down. Again. Curse them all.
I went for a walk and swallowed at least 1,537 1/2 little tiny gnats. Stupid bugs.
Sorry I haven't kept any of you freaks updated in a while, but yes, I did see him today.
Brian...I still have that picture saved. What did you so with that other one anyway?
I went for a walk and swallowed at least 1,537 1/2 little tiny gnats. Stupid bugs.
Sorry I haven't kept any of you freaks updated in a while, but yes, I did see him today.
Brian...I still have that picture saved. What did you so with that other one anyway?
Today, Jamie taught us the difference between long division and short division. In Spanish class. We go off on the weirdest tangents. We then came to the conclusion that Phil is more intelligent than the window.
Thanks, that was fun
Don't forget
No regrets
Except maybe one
Did I scare you?
When I dared you?
I stared you in the eye
And told you goodbye
And you mocked me
It shocked me
When you walked me to the bus
Thanks, that was fun...
Thanks, that was fun
Don't forget
No regrets
Except maybe one
Did I scare you?
When I dared you?
I stared you in the eye
And told you goodbye
And you mocked me
It shocked me
When you walked me to the bus
Thanks, that was fun...
16.5.04
Remember a couple weeks ago when I mentioned that Brian and Matt have formed a new club? Yes, the club for those who've been slapped by Shreya. Here's the club picture:
Club Photo!
Today was the Mitzvah Mall. The 5th graders raised over $900 for the 13 charities they chose to support. Go them.
I got to be the (un)official photographer of the Mitzvah Mall, so I had fun trying to take a bunch of candids of 5th graders who don't stay still for more than 2 seconds. Thankfully, Mr. Rosenberg's digital has the ability to delete pictures.
Since I was the photographer, the theory was that there would be no pictures of me, but unfortunately Shainess caught onto my scheme at the end. He took a picture of me strangling Dave. Fun times.
Shainess: Wow, you look like you really wanted to kill him.
Me: Really? Hmm...
I got to be the (un)official photographer of the Mitzvah Mall, so I had fun trying to take a bunch of candids of 5th graders who don't stay still for more than 2 seconds. Thankfully, Mr. Rosenberg's digital has the ability to delete pictures.
Since I was the photographer, the theory was that there would be no pictures of me, but unfortunately Shainess caught onto my scheme at the end. He took a picture of me strangling Dave. Fun times.
Shainess: Wow, you look like you really wanted to kill him.
Me: Really? Hmm...
I admit I regret that I'm
Needing you
I'm depressed, you're the mess that I
Looked up to
I retract every word that I say
And I swear
I'll never treat others
I swear
I'll never treat others
That way...
Needing you
I'm depressed, you're the mess that I
Looked up to
I retract every word that I say
And I swear
I'll never treat others
I swear
I'll never treat others
That way...
15.5.04
These are all quotes from last night because I was too dead to post anything when I got home. I went to see The Princess Bride again and then to Coffee House.
Brian: You took a hat from an old man?
Me: No! Emily took the hat from her grandfather and then Joe took the hat from Emily and then I took the hat from Joe to give back to Emily.
Brian: Oh. Okay.
And then Brian took the hat. And ran away. I ran after him but the shmuck can run faster than I can, curse him. He got to his car before I could catch him. So then I ran back to where he took my hat in the first place and sat on the railing on those concrete steps. He drove by in his car and tried to give the hat back but I didn't want to get off the railing and go to his car and get it, so I just laughed at him. He yelled something incoherent and drove off, so I jumped down and started walking back inside. He had to park and then come after me to give the hat back.
Good ol' predictable Brian.
He has just added to my list of things to get revenge for. Beware my wrath, pathetic predictable mortal. I'll have my revenge, assuming the scanner is working tonight.
Mike: Joe, I kissed your sister. See, I'll kiss her again. *kiss*
Joe: Can you kiss me too?
Mike: Sure. *kiss*
Coffee House!
Sebe: What happened? Did you slit your wrists again?
Me: I love how you said "again".
Emily: Sarah, do you hate me?
Me: No! Why do you keep asking me that?
Emily: Because it's funny.
I KNOW a lot more funny stuff was said...from Princess Bride and Coffee House, but I was so tired for no apparent reason that I couldn't remember what was said ten minutes ago, never mind remembering funny stuff to post on my blog now. So...that's all I have.
Brian: You took a hat from an old man?
Me: No! Emily took the hat from her grandfather and then Joe took the hat from Emily and then I took the hat from Joe to give back to Emily.
Brian: Oh. Okay.
And then Brian took the hat. And ran away. I ran after him but the shmuck can run faster than I can, curse him. He got to his car before I could catch him. So then I ran back to where he took my hat in the first place and sat on the railing on those concrete steps. He drove by in his car and tried to give the hat back but I didn't want to get off the railing and go to his car and get it, so I just laughed at him. He yelled something incoherent and drove off, so I jumped down and started walking back inside. He had to park and then come after me to give the hat back.
Good ol' predictable Brian.
He has just added to my list of things to get revenge for. Beware my wrath, pathetic predictable mortal. I'll have my revenge, assuming the scanner is working tonight.
Mike: Joe, I kissed your sister. See, I'll kiss her again. *kiss*
Joe: Can you kiss me too?
Mike: Sure. *kiss*
Coffee House!
Sebe: What happened? Did you slit your wrists again?
Me: I love how you said "again".
Emily: Sarah, do you hate me?
Me: No! Why do you keep asking me that?
Emily: Because it's funny.
I KNOW a lot more funny stuff was said...from Princess Bride and Coffee House, but I was so tired for no apparent reason that I couldn't remember what was said ten minutes ago, never mind remembering funny stuff to post on my blog now. So...that's all I have.
14.5.04
Mike signed the piece of pottery that I picked up after he threw a pot against the wall during the play last night. Good times.
13.5.04
Just saw the Senior production of The Princess Bride. Good job, guys. Very funny.
Go Mike. You make an awesome Fezzik.
"But what about the R.O.U.S's?"
"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't believe the exist."
"GRAWRRRLLLLL!!!!" *attack*
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwiiidddgggggggge..."
"My way? Okay. Thank you Vicini...What's my way?"
"Take a rock, soon the man in black will be coming around the bend, as soon as his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!"
"Oh. Okay. My way doesn't seem very sportsman-like."
"...and we'll fight each other like god intended, hand to hand."
"You mean...I'll put down my sword, and you put down your rock, and we try to kill each other like civilized people?"
"I'M WAITING FOR YOU VICINI! You said back to the beginning. This is where it all began. So this is the beginning. And I am waiting for you."
Go Mike. You make an awesome Fezzik.
"But what about the R.O.U.S's?"
"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't believe the exist."
"GRAWRRRLLLLL!!!!" *attack*
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwiiidddgggggggge..."
"My way? Okay. Thank you Vicini...What's my way?"
"Take a rock, soon the man in black will be coming around the bend, as soon as his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!"
"Oh. Okay. My way doesn't seem very sportsman-like."
"...and we'll fight each other like god intended, hand to hand."
"You mean...I'll put down my sword, and you put down your rock, and we try to kill each other like civilized people?"
"I'M WAITING FOR YOU VICINI! You said back to the beginning. This is where it all began. So this is the beginning. And I am waiting for you."
Caitlin: Wow, that was really intelligent.
Emily: Sarah, I'm going to sell you out. I'll be an advice pimp!
Me: Umm...
I remember the look in your eyes
When I told you that this was goodbye
You were begging me not tonight
Not here, not now
We're looking up at the same night sky
And keep pretending the sun will not rise
We'll be together for one more night
Somewhere, somehow...
Emily: Sarah, I'm going to sell you out. I'll be an advice pimp!
Me: Umm...
I remember the look in your eyes
When I told you that this was goodbye
You were begging me not tonight
Not here, not now
We're looking up at the same night sky
And keep pretending the sun will not rise
We'll be together for one more night
Somewhere, somehow...
Shreya: You two are like an old married couple.
Me: What?
Shreya: You really are. "I'm going to kick you!"
Ah, yes. The old married couple who routinely kick, punch, and strangle each other.
Me: Nah, the new car smell is a little overpowering right now.
Mom: You don't like the new car smell?
Me: Well, it's better than the old car smell.
Melvin, return the picture or I shall continue to leave threatening notes in your locker. Eventually I shall find out your combination and steal your shoes.
Beware the wrath of the Snark.
Me: What?
Shreya: You really are. "I'm going to kick you!"
Ah, yes. The old married couple who routinely kick, punch, and strangle each other.
Me: Nah, the new car smell is a little overpowering right now.
Mom: You don't like the new car smell?
Me: Well, it's better than the old car smell.
Melvin, return the picture or I shall continue to leave threatening notes in your locker. Eventually I shall find out your combination and steal your shoes.
Beware the wrath of the Snark.
12.5.04
Confirmation. Yay!
Mr. Davidson: Spencer, I know that talking about homosexuality makes you want to touch other men, but please, keep your hands to yourself for now.
Josh: Oh, Spencer, you too?
Me: Never thought about that posibility, did we Davey?
Mr. Davidson: Spencer, I know that talking about homosexuality makes you want to touch other men, but please, keep your hands to yourself for now.
Josh: Oh, Spencer, you too?
Me: Never thought about that posibility, did we Davey?
11.5.04
About Matt and Brian...
Shreya: They make great lovers. Together! I mean...no! Damnit. Sometimes I wonder if I was born with my foot in my mouth or if the doctors just decided to shove it in there.
Brian...was it really necessary to shove your gym clothes in my face? And if that somehow wasn't you and I'm hallucinating...you have an evil(er) twin somewhere in the school.
Shreya: They make great lovers. Together! I mean...no! Damnit. Sometimes I wonder if I was born with my foot in my mouth or if the doctors just decided to shove it in there.
Brian...was it really necessary to shove your gym clothes in my face? And if that somehow wasn't you and I'm hallucinating...you have an evil(er) twin somewhere in the school.
10.5.04
They redid Blogger! I'm so confused...stupid new format.
I made an awesomely awesome mix CD last night. Track list goes something like...A Lifetime, Bad Day, Camera One, Celebrity, Don't Let Go, Friday I'm in Love, Jumper, Karma Police, Never Treat Others, Nightswimming, Ocean Avenue, Pictures of You, Stupid Car, Take it Outside, War on Drugs, Why Bother...I'm missing 3. Meh.
Shreya: I don't think he even meant anything by it...it's just like, a guy reflex I think.
Brian...you did kick me today, curse you. But I got you back. And you crashed into a wall. That was pretty funny. Stop messing with my boater hat.
Taco: Okay, there's way too much heterosexuality here.
I made an awesomely awesome mix CD last night. Track list goes something like...A Lifetime, Bad Day, Camera One, Celebrity, Don't Let Go, Friday I'm in Love, Jumper, Karma Police, Never Treat Others, Nightswimming, Ocean Avenue, Pictures of You, Stupid Car, Take it Outside, War on Drugs, Why Bother...I'm missing 3. Meh.
Shreya: I don't think he even meant anything by it...it's just like, a guy reflex I think.
Brian...you did kick me today, curse you. But I got you back. And you crashed into a wall. That was pretty funny. Stop messing with my boater hat.
Taco: Okay, there's way too much heterosexuality here.
9.5.04
I wonder if anyone has ever thought of using gardening as mental health therapy.
Peace.
Peace.
Happy Mom's Day to all the moms who read my blog. ie...no one in particular.
And congratulations to Aunt Judy and Dave...I'm getting a new uncle!
Near where I live there's a viaduct
Where people jump when they're out of luck
Raining down on the cars and trucks below
They've put a net there to catch their fall
Like it'll stop anyone at all
What they don't know is when nature calls, you go
They say that Jesus and mental health
Are just for those who can help themselves
But what good is that when you live in hell on earth?
From the very fear that makes you want to die
Is just the same as what keeps you alive
It's way more trouble than some suicide is worth
Won't it be dull when we rid ourselves
Of all these demons haunting us
To keep us company
Won't it be odd to be happy like we
Always thought we're supposed to feel
But never seem to be
Hard to admit I fought the war on drugs
My hands were tied and the phone was bugged
Another died and the world just shrugged it off...
And congratulations to Aunt Judy and Dave...I'm getting a new uncle!
Near where I live there's a viaduct
Where people jump when they're out of luck
Raining down on the cars and trucks below
They've put a net there to catch their fall
Like it'll stop anyone at all
What they don't know is when nature calls, you go
They say that Jesus and mental health
Are just for those who can help themselves
But what good is that when you live in hell on earth?
From the very fear that makes you want to die
Is just the same as what keeps you alive
It's way more trouble than some suicide is worth
Won't it be dull when we rid ourselves
Of all these demons haunting us
To keep us company
Won't it be odd to be happy like we
Always thought we're supposed to feel
But never seem to be
Hard to admit I fought the war on drugs
My hands were tied and the phone was bugged
Another died and the world just shrugged it off...
8.5.04
I am temporarily at peace with the world. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Crept up on me
Ignored all my pleas
Begging to leave
No justice to name me
Fell out of the sky
Cease it to be
Without a reply
Gravity fails me
And when I awoke
Knew what was real
Hoped to convince you
Lies they all torture me
Opened the door
Knew what was me
Finally realized
Parachute over me...
Crept up on me
Ignored all my pleas
Begging to leave
No justice to name me
Fell out of the sky
Cease it to be
Without a reply
Gravity fails me
And when I awoke
Knew what was real
Hoped to convince you
Lies they all torture me
Opened the door
Knew what was me
Finally realized
Parachute over me...
7.5.04
"Don't touch me! You can be lesbians with Leigh but you can't be lesbians with m-..." -Josh, who realized too late what it was he was saying
Josh: She's a horny little bitch. Uh uh!
Sarah: *directs Josh's attention to his mother, who was standing behind him*
Josh: Holy CRAP!
Sarah: Josh, you're screwed.
Josh: What position?
Josh: I'll be working in a tablecloth packaging factory in Pakistan and even the Pakistanis won't trust me!
As for making fun of Josh, the Frodo joke has finally died out. Enter the tableclothes. Just imagine Josh...there are certain people who would never let you forget this one...imagine if I told them?
Josh: She's a horny little bitch. Uh uh!
Sarah: *directs Josh's attention to his mother, who was standing behind him*
Josh: Holy CRAP!
Sarah: Josh, you're screwed.
Josh: What position?
Josh: I'll be working in a tablecloth packaging factory in Pakistan and even the Pakistanis won't trust me!
As for making fun of Josh, the Frodo joke has finally died out. Enter the tableclothes. Just imagine Josh...there are certain people who would never let you forget this one...imagine if I told them?
Brian...you didn't kick me today either. You're slipping, hon.
Do you know
Everyone you ever swore you'd love for life?
I don't know them anymore
I know their names
I'd recognize them on the street
And I don't love them...
Saw him. Twice. Damn, I'm pathetic.
Do you know
Everyone you ever swore you'd love for life?
I don't know them anymore
I know their names
I'd recognize them on the street
And I don't love them...
Saw him. Twice. Damn, I'm pathetic.
6.5.04
When I'm riding in my limo
I won't look out the window
Might make me homesick for humanity
There's nowhere that I can't go
And there's nobody I don't know
And there's an emptyness that's eating me...
-BnL
I won't look out the window
Might make me homesick for humanity
There's nowhere that I can't go
And there's nobody I don't know
And there's an emptyness that's eating me...
-BnL
Shreya: he is the best slappee EVER
Key Club : D
There is now a club for those who have been slapped by Shreya. This club has only two members. The newest memeber...Matt. It was pretty amusing.
Matt: Why are you...*grabs his shoulders in exaggerated imitation of Brian*
Brian: I feel insecure.
Matt (to Shreya): I think he's jealous of me.
Shreya: *slaps Matt*
Matt: I said of ME!
The look on his face was priceless.
If you can't figure out the other (first) member of the club...read through the quotes I posted from the last meeting.
I'll post this pretegious club's photo as soon as I feel the need to.
There is now a club for those who have been slapped by Shreya. This club has only two members. The newest memeber...Matt. It was pretty amusing.
Matt: Why are you...*grabs his shoulders in exaggerated imitation of Brian*
Brian: I feel insecure.
Matt (to Shreya): I think he's jealous of me.
Shreya: *slaps Matt*
Matt: I said of ME!
The look on his face was priceless.
If you can't figure out the other (first) member of the club...read through the quotes I posted from the last meeting.
I'll post this pretegious club's photo as soon as I feel the need to.
5.5.04
On a happier note...
Quote of the Yesterday:
Shreya: You are a failed stalker. A fail-ed stalker. You were a stalker and you failed, you are a failed stalker.
Quote of the Day:
Hayley: Sarah, are you dying? Is that your anti-dying cream?
Quote of the Yesterday:
Shreya: You are a failed stalker. A fail-ed stalker. You were a stalker and you failed, you are a failed stalker.
Quote of the Day:
Hayley: Sarah, are you dying? Is that your anti-dying cream?
Confirmation tonight...unlike usual, it made me all depressed...
We were talking about the war in Iraq, and what we would do if we were drafted (by the way, Leigh and I were the only 2 girls in the class, and Mr. Rader never once acknowledged our existance for the entire class) and I even had an answer...I wouldn't go. I have a thing against killing people, you see. And then I started thinking about my oldest brother, who's in the Air Force. He's stationed in the US now, but later, there's going to be a chance that he'll be sent to Iraq...so I was glad that Mr. Rader never actually asked me anything, because I'd probably have started crying.
And then also, I love everyone in my confirmation class, we're all really good friends (whether or not we acknowledge each other in regular school) and by this time next year, I'll be in Arizona. I'm gonna miss all you guys...
Leigh was being a really nice friend...she kept saying silly stuff to make me smile. I love ya Leigh!
We were talking about the war in Iraq, and what we would do if we were drafted (by the way, Leigh and I were the only 2 girls in the class, and Mr. Rader never once acknowledged our existance for the entire class) and I even had an answer...I wouldn't go. I have a thing against killing people, you see. And then I started thinking about my oldest brother, who's in the Air Force. He's stationed in the US now, but later, there's going to be a chance that he'll be sent to Iraq...so I was glad that Mr. Rader never actually asked me anything, because I'd probably have started crying.
And then also, I love everyone in my confirmation class, we're all really good friends (whether or not we acknowledge each other in regular school) and by this time next year, I'll be in Arizona. I'm gonna miss all you guys...
Leigh was being a really nice friend...she kept saying silly stuff to make me smile. I love ya Leigh!
4.5.04
Shreya: You have the uncanny ability to make me angry every morning.
Sarah: And I never even try.
Sheena: Where's she going?
Shreya: She's stalking her lover.
Sarah: And I never even try.
Sheena: Where's she going?
Shreya: She's stalking her lover.
As it turns out, I probably don't have lime (lyme?) disease. So I guess that's good.
I think the scheduling gods hated me last summer. Or maybe they just have poor foresight.
Have a day.
I think the scheduling gods hated me last summer. Or maybe they just have poor foresight.
Have a day.
3.5.04
I saw him today...like, for a second. :)
Mindy: I want to be a journalist. Because then I could ruin people's lives and get paid for it.
Devon: Wait, why would anyone want to go to an all girls college?
Amy: Because then you can concentrate on your studies instead of your gonads.
Amy's so cool for an adult.
Mindy: I want to be a journalist. Because then I could ruin people's lives and get paid for it.
Devon: Wait, why would anyone want to go to an all girls college?
Amy: Because then you can concentrate on your studies instead of your gonads.
Amy's so cool for an adult.
2.5.04
I have a tagboard now! Woohoo! Scroll down v v v
Hebrew school...the 5th graders aren't nearly as much of a gang of brats as the 6th graders are. That's why I don't mind being an aid on Sundays. I was in charge of the Poster Brigade today, advertising for the Mitzvah Mall in two weeks. All of ya'll have to go to that. (That means YOU.) Sunday, May 16, 10:30 to 12:30, synagogue social hall. Donate to one or more of 13 different charities that the 5th graders have chosen to support.
I think I have lime disease. (or some other bug-related thing) So mommy is calling the doctor so I can get out of school tomorrow. (Hopefully. May be after school.) Josh already has dibs on all my stuff if I die. (He's the only one who has thought of that possibility. That's Josh for ya.)
Me: I think I have lime disease.
Josh: Oooh, can I have all your crap if you die?
Me: You want all my crap?
Josh: Let me rephrase that...I want all your stuff. Especially those shoes so I can burn them.
Me: You're not getting my All Stars. That 5th grader Ryan's getting them.
Josh: I want all your pink clothes then.
I think I have lime disease. (or some other bug-related thing) So mommy is calling the doctor so I can get out of school tomorrow. (Hopefully. May be after school.) Josh already has dibs on all my stuff if I die. (He's the only one who has thought of that possibility. That's Josh for ya.)
Me: I think I have lime disease.
Josh: Oooh, can I have all your crap if you die?
Me: You want all my crap?
Josh: Let me rephrase that...I want all your stuff. Especially those shoes so I can burn them.
Me: You're not getting my All Stars. That 5th grader Ryan's getting them.
Josh: I want all your pink clothes then.
1.5.04
Planted my garden. : D
Life is good.
Josh asked me to get up early today to come help out with the bratty 6th graders at synagoue. (I usually only go on Wednesdays.) I went anyway since I had nothing better to do. I did absolutely nothing the whole time except getting pissed off by Aaron when he told me to shut up after I asked him to get back in the classroom. Curse you Josh...
But still...life is good.
Life is good.
Josh asked me to get up early today to come help out with the bratty 6th graders at synagoue. (I usually only go on Wednesdays.) I went anyway since I had nothing better to do. I did absolutely nothing the whole time except getting pissed off by Aaron when he told me to shut up after I asked him to get back in the classroom. Curse you Josh...
But still...life is good.
