Quote of the Day:

Mrs. K: He'll figure it out after the first four dates walk out on him.


Quotes of the Yesterday:

Josh: If I had an army of pissed off rabbis, I could take over the world!

Josh: Hey, what if Brian was a pissed of rabbi?

Josh: You looked so disgruntled that you looked like a man.

Leigh: Josh! You can't come up to me when I'm talking to adults and say, "Leigh, I think I'm pregnant"!
Josh: But what if I was pregnant?
Me: Who'd be the father?
Josh: You.