Shreya: You two are like an old married couple.
Me: What?
Shreya: You really are. "I'm going to kick you!"

Ah, yes. The old married couple who routinely kick, punch, and strangle each other.

Me: Nah, the new car smell is a little overpowering right now.
Mom: You don't like the new car smell?
Me: Well, it's better than the old car smell.


Melvin, return the picture or I shall continue to leave threatening notes in your locker. Eventually I shall find out your combination and steal your shoes.

Beware the wrath of the Snark.