Last Key Club meeting of the year tonight...*sigh*.

Brian: You can come with me after the meeting.
Matt: No, I have a life.
And then me, Shreya, Brian, and Steph all burst out laughing at the same time...

Matt: Children...get a seat.
Shreya: Get a life.

Niki: Do you still have the sex bracelet?
Shreya: ...it was in my mouth...and it didn't come out...
Niki: You swallowed it?