These are all quotes from last night because I was too dead to post anything when I got home. I went to see The Princess Bride again and then to Coffee House.

Brian: You took a hat from an old man?
Me: No! Emily took the hat from her grandfather and then Joe took the hat from Emily and then I took the hat from Joe to give back to Emily.
Brian: Oh. Okay.

And then Brian took the hat. And ran away. I ran after him but the shmuck can run faster than I can, curse him. He got to his car before I could catch him. So then I ran back to where he took my hat in the first place and sat on the railing on those concrete steps. He drove by in his car and tried to give the hat back but I didn't want to get off the railing and go to his car and get it, so I just laughed at him. He yelled something incoherent and drove off, so I jumped down and started walking back inside. He had to park and then come after me to give the hat back.
Good ol' predictable Brian.
He has just added to my list of things to get revenge for. Beware my wrath, pathetic predictable mortal. I'll have my revenge, assuming the scanner is working tonight.

Mike: Joe, I kissed your sister. See, I'll kiss her again. *kiss*
Joe: Can you kiss me too?
Mike: Sure. *kiss*

Coffee House!

Sebe: What happened? Did you slit your wrists again?
Me: I love how you said "again".

Emily: Sarah, do you hate me?
Me: No! Why do you keep asking me that?
Emily: Because it's funny.

I KNOW a lot more funny stuff was said...from Princess Bride and Coffee House, but I was so tired for no apparent reason that I couldn't remember what was said ten minutes ago, never mind remembering funny stuff to post on my blog now. So...that's all I have.