CURSE THE 6TH GRADERS!!! GAAAAAAAH!!!
It's a pity, the dozen or so brats in the class give the 9 or 10 good kids a bad name.

Tons and tons of fun stuff from confirmation. Josh has given it a title. He calls it:

Josh is a Moron

Me: I really want to strangle someone. Hello, Josh.
Leigh: That's convenient.
Josh: *backs away slowly*

Josh: You know what's funny?
Leigh, Dave, and Me: Your face.
(That was not planned, which makes it even more hilarious.)

Me: Josh! We love you!
Shainess: ...what?
(Shainess's real name is also Josh.)

Arnie: What's on your minds? School, sports, the summer, your girlfriend or boyfriend...
Josh: Yeah, I need a new boyfriend.

Me: I've learned that it's possible to be sensitive and manly at the same time.
Leigh: Yeah Josh! (Shainess) You should be proud of yourself.
Josh: Yeah...Josh, sometimes I have trouble differentiating between your sensitivity and your manli-
Me: *smacks Josh*
Sasha: Can I get a drink? Sorry to interrupt your little smacking fest, but...
Mr. Rader: Just go.

Dave: Hey Joe, Josh thinks you have a nice ass!
Joe: ...Thank you Josh.

Josh is Leigh's bitch. Here is our proof:

Leigh: No hurting Dave.
Josh: Yes ma'am.
Leigh: Ha!
Josh: Ah, shiiiiit...

Leigh: Josh, take your shirt off.
Josh: Yes ma'am. *starts to take off shirt* Wait, no! *puts shirt back on*

Josh: I don't like you Leigh.
Dave: It doesn't matter if you like her or not. You're still her bitch.



Shainess...SENSITIVE BUT MANLY!