"Don't touch me! You can be lesbians with Leigh but you can't be lesbians with m-..." -Josh, who realized too late what it was he was saying

Josh: She's a horny little bitch. Uh uh!
Sarah: *directs Josh's attention to his mother, who was standing behind him*
Josh: Holy CRAP!

Sarah: Josh, you're screwed.
Josh: What position?

Josh: I'll be working in a tablecloth packaging factory in Pakistan and even the Pakistanis won't trust me!

As for making fun of Josh, the Frodo joke has finally died out. Enter the tableclothes. Just imagine Josh...there are certain people who would never let you forget this one...imagine if I told them?