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30.6.05

bye bye all! 

woot so yes I'm off to Massachusetts tomorrow and then to Maine the next day and I shall return on the 5th. Much love.

~Sarah~







I stole this from Emily. Yeah. Do it because it will amuse me to no end. NO end! 

put this silly bit of nonsense on your lj/blog/whatever and it will amuse you to no end as well, I'm sure.


01. I _____ Sarah.

02. I want to _____ Sarah.

03. Sarah is ______.

04. Sarah and I are _______.

05. If I was alone in a room with Sarah we would probably _____.

06. I wish Sarah could _____.

07. Sarah is going to _____.

08. Sarah reminds me of _____.

09. If Sarah was an animal, she would be a _____.

10. One day, Sarah and I will _____.







29.6.05

check it out, I joined the VF cult...







BOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOX!sorry. 

If you glance at that it looks like I'm saying "XBOX" over and over but no! I FOOLED YOU! I'm really saying box. Most of my room is in a box now. Several boxes, actually. They are all labeled. With things such as "Sarah's Books" and "Sarah Box #9" there are 3 Sarah's Books boxes and...11 other ones. Sarah Box #1-11. Should fit the rest of the stuff into 2 more boxes hopefully. This does not count the stuff I'm taking to camp. Like...clothes and stuff. It would be helpful to have clothes while at camp...as opposed to being at camp with clothes all packed away in boxes labeled "Sarah Box #317" no I won't end up with 317 boxes. Only 17. About. To fit in EVERYTHING in my room except furniture. And the stuff in my bathroom too. Except for the sink and the tub and the toilet and the shower fixture. And the floor. I'll stop now.

I am going to go take a shower and then put more of my room in a box. BOX!


...heh.



Oooooh man if I were moving to Arizona instead of Keeney Street, damn but would this post have a very different sound to it.

I still don't really want to move to Arizona after I graduate...but hey I shall go to college back here in Massachusetts maybe I'm going to Massachusetts on Friday. And I shall meet my aunt there and we are going to see Brandeis and walk around Cambridge with her friend Sue and Sue's little girl Becca and maybe Uncle Dave and Sue's husband I don't know but then we're all driving up to Maine for a few days. And then to New Hampshire to the airport and I will be getting on a plane to fly DOWN to New Jersey and then changing to a different plane to fly UP to Connecticut if anyone can see the sense in that, please let me know, because I sure can't. It will be my first time traveling on a plane by myself and I'll be switching planes and knowing me I shall get lost in the airport or my flight shall be cancelled and I shall sleep in an airport overnight and get eaten by AIRPORT GNOMES. Or maybe they shall just steal my shoes. I'm really gonna stop now. Honest.

HONEST I SWEAR!

...box.


I might be going to Israel next summer.







27.6.05

SARAH HAS AN ENORMOUS FAVOR TO ASK YOU CRAZY PEOPLE! 

yeah. So I'll be going to Maine/Massachusetts for a few days and then to camp for a month, and while I'm gone my parents are going to be all busy moving to the new house, and frankly, in all the hassle, I don't trust them to remember to take care of my hermit crabs/safely transport them to said new house...so...I need someone who'd be willing to look after the little evil shell beasts (Mallow and Splodge) for a little more than a month, say...from July 1st-ish to August 7th-ish.
If you'll be gone for only a day, or a few days, that's okay, I've left them over weekends before and they've been fine.

What this would all entail:

-Giving them water every day (preferably not acidic water, as it may kill them)
-Giving them food every 2 or 3 days (fresh fruit/veggies)
-Removing uneaten food from their home (so it doesn't go rotten/attract bugs)
-Keeping them away from the evil intentions of any other pets you may have (dogs/cats/anything else that might try to eat them)
-If they die, I won't blame you (unless you did it intentionally), they've been acting kinda funny lately anyway


If you'll be home during all this time and would like to take care of these loveable little beasts, please call me/IM me ASAP...as in...before July 1st. 633-2327







26.6.05

"DAMN! Lost another one." 

Tracy: I would love to be a vegetarian, but I love meat too much. Damnit.
Me: *rolls eyes in the most loving way possible*
Tracy: Awwww
Tracy: I...HATE MEAT!!
Me: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tracy: Nah, no, I don't
Me: *sigh*







hahahahahaha I love this guy...







25.6.05

hah, we're gonna have a pool! 

Well, it's official. Our house is sold, and we're moving to Keeney Street (house on the corner of Old Resevoir). We're going to start moving in sometime between July 8 and July 15. Of course, I'll be at camp by then, so I'll get to miss most of the "fun" of shlepping everything from this house to that one.

Oh my, this IS exciting. :-D







Happy
Birthday
To
JOSHY-POO!!!


hahahaha you're 16! woooo!

Driver's Ed is gonna be a jew party. :-D







Me: so then when I say that I'm going to sneak over to your house in the middle of the night, I'll actually be able to :-D
Me: hah...I'm such a stalker
Andy: You are SO creepy
Me: you know you like it
Andy: ...Not the idea of you breaking into my house, no
Me: oh, don't worry
Me: I won't break into your house
Me: I'll just throw pebbles at your window until you wake up
Me: and then run away
Me: laughing
Andy: Aww
Andy: How sweet of you
Me: only for you, andy







24.6.05

what time is it? that's right. it's ANNOYING QUIZ TIME!! YAYYY!!! 

Your Love Life by lpfloatsmyboat
Name/username/nickname:
favorite color:
best physical quaility:eyes
best personality trait:caring
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now?it depends
when will you get married?April 8, 2011
your kiss is:passionate
People date you because:you're funny
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates aeight
your best quality isyoure hilarious
your worst quality isyoure loved and dont know it
this is becauseyou are who you are
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Your love... by hazel_eyes07
Name:
Age:
Your kiss is...passionate
Your smile is...inviting
Your touch is...gentle
Your eyes are...beautiful
Kisses You Will Receive7,833
Number of Times You Will Fall In Love3
Quiz created with MemeGen!


tor
You are the tortured soul someone has stabbed you
in the back and you feel as if your heart if
full of nothing but cold blood


What are you? (10 different outcomes)
brought to you by Quizilla







"OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE!" 

Six Flags today with Pass It On. fun fun fun. :-D

I hugged Bugs Bunny.

Those mean mean people (Devon Mindy and Josh) tried to make me go on scary rides. They got me to go on the Tomahawk and the Thunderbolt, those were more than enough for me. Yes, go ahead and laugh. Dislike of heights + dislike of that marvelous sensation of falling = SARAH DOESN'T LIKE ROLLERCOASTERS, DAMN IT!

...Liked the Poison Ivy thing though...yay kiddie rollercoasters!!! I laughed insanely. Devon pretended to be screaming in terror.

I put my foot down on Batman. No way in hell I'd go on that thing. Mindy and Devon went and me and Josh waited for them on a bench and I got less pale.

I ended up going swimming in my clothes because my swimsuit was in the locker and Devon had the key and had disappeared. So then I changed into my swimsuit for the ride home, after getting my clothes soaking wet at the water park. Go figure that one out.







23.6.05

yayyy!! 

finally, finally, FINALLY got all the pictures from my birthday online.

http://community.webshots.com/user/chainsawpancake

you'll have to scroll down a bit, there's all the arizona albums first.







22.6.05

hehehe...wow I'm posting a lot today 

TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR:
NOSE: wxq4fqy
ELBOW: sarah
CHIN: sxaszrfdasqzhbg
FEET: sarea gfh
EYES: 322w3dxss6
BACK OF YOUR HAND: sdazsfdznb
PALM: saasfrszbnh
MOUSE: (mouse doesn't reach that far)
WRIST: saqasrtgfsangbh

hahahahaha pretty damn good with the ol' elbow there...







borrowed (stolen) from joshy-darling's livejournal...man, I love my religion... 

"The times for conjugal duty prescribed in the Torah are: for men of independence, every day; for laborers, twice a week; for ass-drivers, once a week; for camel-drivers, once in thirty days; for sailors, once in six months. These are the rulings of Rabbi Eliezer."

"Judaism is the one religion that not only allows sex for pleasure but sees sex as the holiest of all acts because it brings life into the world - and even when it doesn't, it sews two people together as one flesh, one soul. This tenet of the religion holds true across all branches of Judaism, including the heavily-governed Orthodox." - Shmuel Boteach

"Indeed, not making love to your wife can call rabbinical sanction down upon the head of a Jewish man or even provide grounds for divorce."







holy shit my parents sold the house tonight.

we do not yet know where we're going to be moving.

it will be somewhere in town, don't worry.

hah...packing's gonna be a hell of a job.







I'm bored, so I'm retaking one of these silly things from back in december 

- C U R R E N T -

CLOTHES: khaki capris, russian club shirt
MOOD: just...moody
MUSIC: jets to brazil-sweet avenue
TASTE: chocolate
MAKE-UP: none
HAIR: mildly poofy?
ANNOYANCE: boys
SMELL: basement air
FAVORITE ARTIST: better than ezra
DESKTOP PICTURE: MOO-BUS!!
BOOK YOU'RE READING: The Cheese Monkeys
CD IN PLAYER: the new amsterdams: worse for the wear
DVD IN PLAYER: no clue
COLOR OF TOENAILS: toenail color?
REFRESHMENT: chocolate chips
WORRY: hmm...not knowing what to do

- L A S T . P E R S O N ... -

YOU TOUCHED: mom?
YOU TALKED TO: in person-mom, on phone-josh, on IM-andy
HUGGED: devon
YOU INSTANT MESSAGED: andy
YOU YELLED AT: don't recall
YOU KISSED: devon! (on the cheek)

- F A V O R I T E ... -

FOOD: veggie lasagna...veggie quiche
DRINK: eggnog
COLOR: red
ALBUM: better than ezra...whichever one has "live again" and "under you"
SHOES: gray ones I drew all over
CANDY: twix
ANIMAL: cats
TV SHOW: simpsons, invader zim
MOVIE: Boondock Saints, SLC Punk
DANCE: cotton-eyed joe?
SONG: live again, better than ezra
VEGETABLE: carrot
FRUIT: cherries
CARTOON: simpsons or invader zim

- A R E . Y O U ... -

UNDERSTANDING: yeah usually
OPEN-MINDED: yes
ARROGANT: on occasion
INSECURE: you could say that I guess
INTERESTING: if certain people are to be believed, yes
RANDOM: oh yes
HUNGRY: not right now
SMART: sporadically
MOODY: mm
CHILDISH: aren't we all
HARD WORKING: when the mood takes me
ORGANIZED: sorta
HEALTHY: um…
SHY: somewhat
DIFFICULT: hehe
ATTRACTIVE: if certain people are to be believed, yes
BORED EASILY: unless I'm overtired or hyper, yeah
MESSY: eh
THIRSTY: just a little
RESPONSIBLE: maybe?
OBSESSED: no comment
ANGRY: oh...a miniscule amount I suppose
SAD: eh
HAPPY: eh
HYPER: late at night just before I crash completely
TRUSTING: selectively so
TALKATIVE: with the right people
LEGAL: only with some ;-)

- W H O . D O . Y O U . W A N T . T O ... -

KILL: no one at the moment
SLAP: no one at the moment
GET REALLY WASTED WITH: no one
GET HIGH WITH: no...
LOOK LIKE: eh I'm fine
TALK TO OFFLINE: devon
TALK TO ONLINE: andy

MY NAME IS: sarah
IN THE MORNING I AM: really really tired
ALL I NEED IS: some amount of certainty
LOVE IS: unattainable at the moment
I'M AFRAID OF: death and fire
I DREAM ABOUT: typically whatever I'm thinking about/worried about in real life...or just something completely and absurdly random

- H A V E . Y O U . E V E R ... -

PICTURED YOUR CRUSH NAKED: no
ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR CRUSH NAKED: no
BEEN IN LOVE: oh maybe?
CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: yes
LIED: yep

- W H I C H . I S . B E T T E R -

COKE OR PEPSI: coke
FLOWERS OR CANDY: candy..flowers make me sneeze
TALL OR SHORT: average-tall

- D O . Y O U . E V E R -

SIT ON THE INTERNET ALL NIGHT WAITING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE TO I.M. YOU?: I have once
SAVE IM CONVERSATIONS?: yes, and I would a lot more often if I could copy stuff from aim express
WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?: no
CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE SAYING SOMETHING TO YOU?: oh yes...not while they're around though

- H A V E . Y O U . E V E R -

FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?: yeah you could say that
BEEN REJECTED?: yes
REJECTED SOMEONE?: yes
USED SOMEONE?: don't think so
BEEN CHEATED ON?: not to my knowledge
DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET?: definately

- E X T R A S -

SMOKE CIGARETTES?: no
COULD YOU LIVE WITHOUT THE COMPUTER?: no
COLOR YOUR HAIR?: I kinda want to get dark red highlights just for laughs
EVER GET OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER?: under protest, or when no one is online
HABLA ESPANOL?: ugh.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON UR BUDDY LIST?: 25?
DRINK ALCOHOL?: only on passover
LIKE WATCHING SUNRISES OR SUNSETS?: yes
WHAT HURTS THE MOST, PHYSICAL OR EMOTIONAL PAIN?: emotional...physical pain is typically gone after a few days at most, emotional tends to linger a bit longer

- N U M B E R -

OF TIMES I HAVE HAD MY HEART BROKEN: twice-ish
OF HEARTS I HAVE BROKEN: dunno
OF GUYS I'VE KISSED (NOT COUNTING FAMILY): 2
OF GIRLS I'VE KISSED (NOT COUNTING FAMILY): 0
OF CONTINENTS I HAVE LIVED IN: 1
OF TIGHT FRIENDS: 3 or 4
OF CD'S THAT I OWN: few dozen
OF SCARS ON MY BODY: 6 or 7
OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: can't count

- Y O U R . T H O U G H T S -

I KNOW: enough
I WANT: him
I HAVE: an ingrown toenail
I HATE: uncertainty
I FEAR: death
I HEAR: typing
I SEARCH: for...answers?
I WONDER: what to do
I REGRET: many things
I LOVE: my devy
I ACHE: inside
I CARE: too much
I ALWAYS: talk to myself
I AM NOT: tired
I DANCE: badly
I SING: to myself
I CRY: rarely
I DO NOT ALWAYS: speak my mind
I FIGHT: sense of realism vs sense of idealism
I WRITE: (type) almost daily
I WIN: rarely
I LOSE: short term memory
I CONFUSE: myself
I LISTEN: to music
I CAN USUALLY BE FOUND: on the computer or my room
I NEED: a hug
I AM HAPPY: when I'm hyper
I SHOULD HAVE: spoken up sooner, damn it







on the phone with joshy-poo (2) 

Josh: "I'm being repressed!"
Me: Hahahahaha
Josh: I was watching that the other day and it came to that scene and I was like "Oh my god, Andy fucking Paulo."

Josh: What would I do with a salmon?
Me: ...Store it in the fridge?
Josh: No! I would stuff it in my cheeks like a SQUIRREL!

Josh: I grabbed them out his car...I don't know, they were bright and shiny and you know about me and shiny things.

Josh: Frikkin repressive girl scouts!

Josh: Great, now I have a kibble nose!

Josh: I like long stories. And so does my cat.
Me: Your cat likes long stories?
Josh: Well I don't know, but he's sitting right here so he can listen.

Josh: AAAH!
Me: What?
Josh: It stepped on me!
Me: What did?
Josh: The combat boot! That was inside the big gaping hole in my gut! Or I don't know, wherever big gaping holes are.







21.6.05

quote of the last night:

Me: I seem to have an affinity for injuring my side.
Joe: The word is "infinity", and you used it wrong.
Me: No, I...wait...what?







summer solstice 

...I feel like dancing around a bonfire, for whatever little sense that one makes.

For lack of a bonfire, I'm going to go read in the hammock.

Tonight I'll light something on fire...like...incense.

Terribly sorry about this oddity, I'm in a weird mood right now...I blame summer.

*twitch*







19.6.05

Me: ...you've told devon that you're gay for her?
Andy: Oh no
Andy: That wouldn't make sense
Me: I was gonna say...







Me: I'm only gay for you, Devon.
Devon: Awww!

Devon: EVERYONE'S gay for me. Especially James.

I made a new friend! I kept hearing about this Tracy girl throughout the year and I finally met her today. She is cool and mildly insane. woot!

I have discovered Gerald's weakness. Been told, rather. :-D





I guess it's better you trapped yourself in your own way
And if you want me back
You're gonna have to ask
Nicer than that
With my foot on your neck, I
Finally have you
Right where I want you







18.6.05

you are being forewarned: unless I get interrupted or bored this is gonna be a wicked long post 

School is over now. Camp doesn't start for another 2 weeks and a few days but I can live with that. Going to Cambridge/visit Brandeis with my aunt and her friend on July 1st...she's still dead set on me going to Brandeis, I'm starting to think that's not such a bad idea, but they better have/get a video program or there's a definate no.
Last day of school there was some crazy-ass bomb scare so half way through the 2nd exam period someone came on the intercom and told the teachers to collect the exams and prepare students for dismissal after a fire drill procedure, no stopping at lockers, etc...so we went out into the parking lot, they pushed us back onto the hill, then pushed us back further onto the fields, then pushed us back against the woods (for some reason Kyle had two blankets in his bag and we had a food-less picnic), and then they couldn't push us back any further so they started herding us (I really think that's the best word to use here) towards the football field, at which point Kyle shouted, "WE'RE CATTLE! HERD US!!" and everyone in our group started mooing. People looked at us funny and laughed, I'm pretty sure most of them thought we were booing. And then the buses came and me and Devon and Mindy walked to Chuckie's along with about half the school and Mindy's mom picked us up and we drove to Friendly's and met James and Devon's mom and Kyle there and had lunch. (Devon: Sarah! Swallow! Me: *shakes head frantically* Devon: ...Did you just say no? Me: *still paralyzed with laughter*)
Yay for "suspicious packages found on the second floor". Apparently one of them was making noises. Sweet.
Was back at the football field at 3 with the other Pass It On kids who were going to film graduation, we had to just hang around doing nothing for an hour and half because they wouldn't tell us if graduation was going to be outside or in the gym, so me and Nick listened to my ipod and danced around singing (screaming) along and Chris made fun of us because neither of us can sing, but it was fun until Nick stomped on my foot and killed my already in pain toe. Also while waiting, my friends made an...amazing...discovery. (TJ: Look at these! Did you know these were here? Did you? Taco: They do exist!) Honestly, I worry about them sometimes. And then they told us that graduation was moved inside (and it never rained after all) so we hiked back to the school and the Cox guys (Kyle: Okay, come on, stop with the Cox jokes. Wait...I have one more. James...you're going to be working at the little Cox truck.) told us how to set up the cameras and spiderpods (though me and Andrew didn't get one of the uber cool spiderpod things, we got a tripod attached to this wheely deal...dolly. Or however those people would like it spelled) so we set everything up and I guarded our camera from evildoers and demons (those cameras are preeeeetty) and then everything started and people made speeches and whatnot (Speaker girl: ...and we all had the nightmare about coming to school naked. Taco: Wait...that's not a nightmare!) and Andrew and I didn't have much to do until everyone actually started getting the diplomas because we had an awful angle to be looking at just about anything except the graduate's faces after they walked across the little stage...bridge...thing. But it was all a lot of fun. I met this guy Ian who I'm sure I've seen at YSB at least once before and he apparently graduated with my 2nd brother but knew my oldest brother...but yeah he's cool. (Ian: I don't know you...but yet I have this strange urge to poke you.)




Dad: No, you don't inhale cigars, it's more of a...puff.
Joe: So what's the point then?
Me: ...To look distinguished. And smell bad.
Joe: Oh. Okay then. But couldn't you just put on a suit and roll around in poo?







15.6.05

Going to Timber Trails again for a month this summer. I can't wait. I just want this school year to be over.
I can't wait until I go away. Up in Massachusetts in the woods with a bunch of other girl scouts and crazy counselors from Australia and England and all over the place and it's just so much fun and I can just get away from everything and forget everything for that month that I'm up there. I like that it's an all girls camp...It amuses me when the other girls worry so much about how they look, their hair, makeup, etc...I laugh at them and say "You're at GIRL SCOUT camp, WHY DO YOU CARE".

You all better write to me.

I'll post the address a day or so before I leave.







Sarah says: please no questions that would normally cause me to say, "Get your filthy mind out of the gutter." Josh...that means you. :-D 

Ask me 4 questions.
Any 4 no matter how personal, private or random.
I have to answer them honestly. I have to answer them all.
In turn you post this message in your own journal and
you have to answer the questions that are asked to you.







14.6.05

heeheehee 

Taco: So what are you up to now that you're single?
Devon: She's not single.
Sam: What?
Me: What? Oh yeah...you.
Devon: Yeah, we're dating now.
Sam: Wait, what's going on?
Devon: Except I kind of cheated on you in the art room...3 times...
Me: What? Devon...I'm...crushed...I don't know if this will work out...
Devon: I like you best though.
Me: Oh, okay then.
Taco: Oh yeah, when you two take over the world, I get Cuba, right?
Devon: Yeah.
Taco: Ooooooh can I be the supreme ruler of hell? Because technically you guys will have control over that too.
Devon: No, that's Sam's job.
Taco: But...I'm the sexy one!
Me: She has a point.
Sam: ...I'm going to put babies in hell...I hate babies...
Devon: What? You're not the supreme ruler of hell anymore!


When me and Devy take over the world, Taco shall be known as The Sexy One.

Devon: You screwed up! Go see the Sexy One!



ahhh....you know you love our insanity.

finals have begun.

I'm officially Jewish now...woot. Confirmation was actually quite a bit of fun, we got to wear these absurdly huge white robes. Look for the pictures on Joshy's livejournal, assuming they're showing up now as something other than a collection of X's.







12.6.05

relay for life 

yeah...relay for life was a whole ton of fun, lots of cool people there. I didn't put on sunscreen because I'm cool like that, so my arms and nose are bright pink now. There was a magician. He gave people magic coloring books. I didn't get one.
There were some people who actually stayed up the whole night; from about 12.30 to 3.30 I dozed on the parachute, then went and walked some more with Nathan and had some deep, meaningful conversations...sort of.
They didn't let us go running around the track screaming at 5 in the morning...apparently that didn't go over well last year.
The people next door called the cops on us for making too much noise. Supposedly they came around 2.30 in the morning, I must have actually been sleeping then. When we were cleaning up the next morning, Nick threw breadsticks at their house.

Annie: No procreating, no fornicating, nothing sketchy!
*the next morning*
Annie: Hey, I said no procreating or fornicating, nothing about masturbating.

Nick: Here's your laptop, it's kind of infested with ants.
Annie: *sigh*
Nick: I'm sorry, look, do you want me to call up God and tell him to uncreate ants or something?
Annie: Yes.
Nick: *pulls out cell phone* Fine, I'm calling God right now. Hey Andy Paulo, it's Nick, I need you to uncreate ants. Bye.







10.6.05

relay for life tonight! 

quote of the day:

Melaina: It's okay, I understand you. I'm hot too, and I have to pee.


quotes of the week:

Me: I have a camera hidden in my left eye...*pointing*
Melaina: ...Except that's your right eye.
Andy: *laughs hysterically* That was amazing.

Craig: I want to see someone get chased by a dog while wearing those pants. Because they'd be trying to run, but they wouldn't be able to because of all the straps.
Me: ...You want to see me get chased by a dog, Craig?
Craig: Yeah. Or there'll be people who like, hunt down goth kids, and they'll carry these hooks around with them so they can hook the straps on the back of the kid's pants and stop them from running.
Me: ...Thanks, Craig.


My ipod whatsit came today! woot!

Relay For Life is tonight...I have to go to consecration service at synagogue first...ah well...I'll show up around 9, hopefully.







9.6.05

this is how you can tell I'm in a really weird mood...or maybe just weird 

Andy: It's the cocaine, isn't it?
Me: oh yeah
Me: you know me too well, andy
Andy: Sometimes it scares me
Andy: The amount of cocaine you use a day
Andy: I'm always, "Hey Sarah!"
Andy: And you're all "I'm gonna do coke off the blade of a knife"
Me: oh, definately
Me: and then I'd take the knife and shove it in some random person's gut
Me: but then
Me: I would lose my coke knife
Andy: ...creepy
Me: oh, you know me
Me: I just go around shoving knives into people's guts all the time
Andy: Cocaine knives, no less
Me: oh, not always
Me: I always have at least half a dozen on me
Me: only 2 or 3 are coke knives
Andy: And the rest?
Me: well, the rest are just my gut stabbing knives
Andy: Oh...oh fabulous
Me: oh, don't worry
Me: I wouldn't stab YOU in the gut
Andy: Aww
Andy: That's so sweet
Andy: That's just because you want my hot body
Me: ...hell yeah







the wisdom of fortune cookies 

"Although it feels like a roller coaster now, life will calm down."







8.6.05

if russian club doesn't rock your socks...it should 

Clash of the Clubs today...Ruski Klub completely dominated in pie-eating (thanks to B-man) and kendama (thanks to yours truly). We would have won pentanque, had we not run out of time...Japanese club ended up winning because we had to go catch the activity bus and didn't have time to finish the game.
Me and James and Jimmy screamed at Brandon in Russian during the pie eating contest. And then I ran around in the baggy pants I stole from Chris who stole them from Alex, the straps from the pants flying everywhere, the Russian flag that James bestowed on me flapping behind...good times.








"And I am left aimlessly behind
Traveling the paths of might-have-beens"







7.6.05

Dave: she said "think of dead puppies", and I cracked up







these people are so weeeeeeird 

Today I got a letter in the mail informing me thus:

"My name is Patty Neidert. I am a Coordinator for this year's 2005 Hartford Pageant that is a preliminary pageant to the Cities of America National Competition. I'm writing to you today, to let you know that you are eligible to participate in this year's 2005 Hartford Competition. You have been referred to me as a possible candidate who may enjoy modeling in front of an audience and learning modeling routines that enable you to accomplish your goals on stage."

oh my goodness. Which one of you bastards turned me in?

This made me smile, to say the least. The letter is now going through the paper shredder. Look at it go! Weeeeeeeeeee! *shred*



*Quotes of the Yesterday*

Devon: I've never peed myself unintentionally.

Taco: The thing is, I like all of you guys well enough to have sex with any of you.







5.6.05

aw man... 





You Are Not Scary

Not Scary!

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?



How scary are you?







YES!!! I'M A FRUITCAKE!!! 





You Are a Fruitcake!





You taste like nothing else in this world.
And get ready, you're about to get tossed!



What Crappy Gift Are You?



this made me laugh at first but then it made me sad. I'm about to get tossed? who's throwing me out now?







just so ya'll know, lazer quest won't let you use the codename "judas" 

not that I tried, Dave did though.
Last night was wicked fun.
Lazer quest...then back to the synagogue...insane mad crazy pillow fights...playing catch with sleeping bags...videogames...movies...cake...ga ga (Israeli dodgeball)...good times. Fell asleep around 2.30 am, woke up around 6.10 am.
Brad had the advantage in the pillow fights, seeing as he's been taking tae kwon do for 11 years and has some idea of what he's doing in a fight.
Still defending my connect four champion title. Brad did beat me once, but only after I beat him 7 times in a row. And Dave failed miserably in his attempts to avenge Snyder. Sorry, Snyder.
I love my silly jews.







4.6.05

7.56 am...well I got off the computer around 1.00 this morning, read until around 1.30, woke up around 6 or 6.15, fell asleep until 6.45. Ironically I'm not tired at all now, although if this were a school day I know I'd be absolutely exhausted.
All sorts of people over...my grandparents, aunt and uncle, sam, and two of sam's friends. So I ended up sleeping on the couch in the piano room, not terribly comfortable I knew I wouldn't get that much sleep but I'm not tired now so it's all good.
My parents' anniversary party is today, I'm leaving around 6 or 7, assuming I will in fact have a ride, to go to lazer quest with the youth group and then sleep over at the synagogue.







3.6.05

well then... 

So...Phil and I aren't going out anymore. Weird-ish mood now. I'm kind of sad, but it seemed like the best thing to do at the time. We're still friends though. Not sure what'll happen next in the Life of Sarah. pretty big change, this one.







1.6.05

phone chess makes me smile.

as does the purple pansy I have attached to one of my bracelets.

I love pansies.

I lot.

they make me happy.







 




"You, I thought I knew you
You I cannot judge
You, I thought you knew me,
This one laughing quietly
Underneath my breath"

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