Andy: It's the cocaine, isn't it?
Me: oh yeah
Me: you know me too well, andy
Andy: Sometimes it scares me
Andy: The amount of cocaine you use a day
Andy: I'm always, "Hey Sarah!"
Andy: And you're all "I'm gonna do coke off the blade of a knife"
Me: oh, definately
Me: and then I'd take the knife and shove it in some random person's gut
Me: but then
Me: I would lose my coke knife
Andy: ...creepy
Me: oh, you know me
Me: I just go around shoving knives into people's guts all the time
Andy: Cocaine knives, no less
Me: oh, not always
Me: I always have at least half a dozen on me
Me: only 2 or 3 are coke knives
Andy: And the rest?
Me: well, the rest are just my gut stabbing knives
Andy: Oh...oh fabulous
Me: oh, don't worry
Me: I wouldn't stab YOU in the gut
Andy: Aww
Andy: That's so sweet
Andy: That's just because you want my hot body
Me: ...hell yeah