Phil came over tonight. He successfully brainwashed me to like anime...we watched Akira...it was awesome.
We watched the movie in the living room rather than the basement...I think my parents assumed that since we were in the living room (more open than the basement) we wouldn't do anything so they didn't come and check on us every 10 minutes like they would have if we'd been in the basement. *cough*


Dad: Well he seems like a very nice boy.
Me: ...Is he evil?
Dad: Well, yeah.
Me: Of course.
Dad: But he's a nice evil boy, rather than a bad evil boy.

woot went to Kat's house last night...watching movies and whatnot Sam, Andrew, Gerald, Kyle, Rachel, and Mindy were there. We discovered that 7 people could fit on Kat's couch at once. 3 can fit on the chair. Fun times.

Me (to Gerald): Hey! You have to behave yourself! I have a boyfriend!
Gerald: I have one too!
Me: ...
Gerald: Wait...no...


haha...Sam and Andrew...

Kat: DON'T HAVE SEX ON MY COUCH!



I've finally seen Rocky Horror Picture Show. yay!

du du du...wearing wicked comfortable cargo pants that I got at goodwill boutique earlier this week...they are the most comfortable pants in the world...they are even more comfortable than Sebby's shorts...sorry, Devon. :-P
Vacation's almost over which is sad but I get to see everyone again yay! I have not seen Phil all vacation due to the unfortunate event of him breaking his collarbone...Kristine came over Tuesday and then Mouse and Josh on Thursday but I have not seen anyone else.
Going to Kat's house in a couple hours. yay twin!




bte still rocks my world.

"She says 'you're just like the sun, I get so burned when you are close to me'..."

I love josh for being the wonderful little copyright law rapist that he is and allowing me to possess a copy of Better Than Ezra's Before the Robots, 2 months before it's actual release date.

"Our Last Night" is such a kickass song...it makes me sad...but it's such a great song


"We were sitting in an empty room
The moonlight was falling
You were holding my hand when the car pulled up for you
And I coulda spent a life with you
But those days are over
You were calling my name when your face faded from view"



"You were gonna be a doctor movie star
A poet at a nobel seminar
I hope the world never tore that out of you"

hello all...guess what sarah has? AN EYE INFECTION! yay for sarah! She hasn't worn her contact lenses for about 2 weeks now and probably won't wear them for another 2 weeks as well. And since she figured that the pain in her eyes was caused by wearing her contacts too long, she didn't tell anyone right away and has probably had this eye infection for a month or more. yay!
So yeah eye drops for the next week no contacts for 2...oh well. my eye doctor got all excited when she saw the infection. she said "wow..." and I said "...is that a good wow or a bad wow?" and she said "an interesting wow." She's weird like that. She got almost excited as she did when she saw the damage matt simon did to my eye when he whacked it with a frisbee in 8th grade.
Got my hair cut later...it pretty short right now, shorter than I'd wanted but it's kinda cute I guess my hair grows wicked fast anyway so in a week it'll be back to normal.
And just for the record, my mood isn't really "fuzzy" right now, that was just the closest I could get to "itchy". little hairs from getting my hair cut have gone down my shirt and gotten stuck in my bra and it's decidedly uncomfortable now. I know that's probably more than you wanted to know but oh well. I'm going to go take a shower now.

I get to see Phil tonight! woot!

Mouse and Josh came over today and we filmed my weird little stalker video. Phil was going to come too. But his dad couldn't give him a ride, so he rode his bike over but then fell and broke his collarbone. Yeah...
Video still went pretty well, except it's going to confuse people to no end that the brother is also the stalker (Josh had to play Phil's part). That and Mouse laughed even more then James did with the last video. Some scenes we had to reshoot over 10 times because she kept laughing. That insane little girl...


Josh: Sarah...I think it's time we had a little woman to woman talk. Let me give you some advice.

Mom: Did Chelsea go home too?
Me: No, she's upstairs putting her pants back on.
Mom: ......
Me: She was wearing pajamas for the last scene.
Mom: Oh, okay.
Mrs. K: Yeah, Josh, I was thinking before, you got to be in a bedroom with a girl in her pajamas.
Josh: ...I like how you think of this and yet that thought never once crossed my mind.

"Hear me now
Words I vow
No fucking regrets

Fuck these chains
No god damn slave
I will be different

I'll stand here defiantly
My middle finger raised
Fuck your prejudice

All my life
Always I've felt alone
Conditioned to believe that I'm always wrong
Only truth will help to set me free
My every weakness I must turn into strength
Every rage, every tear
Hate in so much hate
Never that pain will bind me
Ask of myself if I've the will to unwind
Every rage and tear"




I feel tired, cold, and alone.

I want to explode.

Someone help me, please....


Damn those moody teenagers.

- Sir Josh

Sarah is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.

N POISON

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Josh: Josh is putting ice cream in the microwave.
Me: why?
Josh: why not?
*later*
Josh: ooo it melted. I'm gonna boil it now!
Me: ...
*later*
Josh: You know what would make this even better?
Me: What?
Josh: EZ cheese. I don't know why we suddenly have EZ cheese in our fridge, but it's going on my ice cream.
*later*
Me: So how's your EZ cheese salad dressing ice cream?
Josh: mm...not bad.


Josh: Well then you're going to burn in hell with all the other sinners. Those sinning bastards.

Josh: and for the record, the next time you shower me in love and kisses, i get to flip out and burn all your socks

Kristine came over today. We filmed the news program for my next video project. It took 20 tries to get it. SHE KEPT LAUGHING. She's worse than James...but James didn't even have to say anything.
According to our news program...Chelsea's gone missing (that's the only part that's actually in the video), Devon and Sam have escaped from an insane asylum, Phil is president and Hannah is secretary of state and they've gone to Australia, and Andrew and Sebby were caught breaking into Chuckie's and are now in jail. They appear in court April 9th.

Do not pick up hitchhikers referring to themselves as God.

The new Better Than Ezra album, Before the Robots, comes out in April.

Like usual, I already have a copy.

If you want to give it a listen, let me know.

Always advocating the shameless rapage of copyright laws ~ Josh




The next day, Sarah says: I LOVE YOU JOSH!!! Burn me a copy! I'll give you a cd for doing so if you need it...you copyright law rapist you...

Devon: that's because everyone loves a devy


Devon: assss
Devon: ...that's supposed to say ahhhh


Devon: that puts me in my happy place

I actually meant to post these lyrics here a while ago when Kristine first showed them to me but for some reason I never did maybe because they don't quite relate to me anymore they did a month or so ago though.



I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
My scars remind me that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

Drunk and I'm feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
I'm pissed cause you came around
Why don't you just go home
Cause you channel all your pain
And I can't help you fix yourself
You're making me insane
All I can say is

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And our scars remind us that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

I tried to help you once
Against my own advice
I saw you going down
But you never realized
That you're drowning in the water
So I offered you my hand
Compassions in my nature
Tonight is our last stand

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And our scars remind us that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

I'm drunk and I'm feeling down
And I just wanna be alone
You shouldn't ever came around
Why don't you just go home?
Cause you're drowning in the water
And I tried to grab your hand
And I left my heart open
But you didn't understand
But you didn't understand
Go fix yourself

I can't help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life
I can't help you fix yourself
But at least I can say I tried
I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And our scars remind us that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And our scars remind us that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

if you read this,

even if i don't speak to you often,

you must post a memory of me.

It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad,

just so long as it happened.

Then post this to your journal. See what people remember about you...

Kat came over last night and we watched SLC Punk and Napolean Dynomite and she tried to teach me how to roll my r's and I tried to teach her how to whistle and we both failed miserably. Twas fun hanging out with my twin. Joe and Dad left for AZ a little while ago so it'll be just me and mom here for the week which will be pretty cool.



Ah the aggravation of it all...I don't really consider him my friend anymore, just as he doesn't seem to consider me his friend, and yet he still has the ability to upset me with his stupidity.

But I'm still better off. Maybe if I keep telling myself that I'll actually feel better.

I'm better off now
betteroffnowbetteroffnowbetteroffnowbetteroffnowbetteroffnowbetteroffnow...

hey all it's been a few days...Sarah has been feeling not so great at the times she usually posts stuff here the last few days.


Wednesday I overslept and mom came into my room 5 minutes after I usually leave the house and was like "Sarah you're going to miss the bus" so I ran around and was ready in a couple minutes and ran out of the house just as the bus went by, so I ran down my neighbor's driveway and slipped on the ice and wiped out. Missed the bus. Was strangely tired and kinda out of it the rest of the day. I left confirmation early and fell asleep at 7.30...one would think that getting an extra 4 hours of sleep would make me less tired on Thursday, but no, I had dreams about zombies and woke up 5 or 6 times during the night. And it was one of those fun dreams where you wake up and think "good I woke up no more of that dream" and then you fall asleep again and the dream just picks up were it left off. It was me, a busdriver, and like 20 10-year-olds on a bus and the zombies were trying to kill us. We got a flamethrower. It didn't help very much. Then I woke up.

Thursday I got home from school, called Aaron to reschedule my piano lesson, and went upstairs and slept until 6, at which point my mom woke me up and I remembered the girl scout meeting at 7.

Today I was all awake and whatnot and Kat's coming over later and she's going to sleep over and we're going to watch Nightmare Before Christmas, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and SLC Punk. woooot

Sarah does not remember what happened on Tuesday. This bothers her. She may have hit her head when she fell on Wednesday. It's highly likely.



Still happy. : D




I love my devy. A whole bunch of lot. Smile devykins!

Devypants: I kinda wish I was an elephant so I could strangle Art with my prehensile penis.

Devypants: Josh...you really, really really need to get a girlfriend. I HIGHLY reccomend that you do?
Me: That I do what?
Devypants: You're sitting there talking about grasping a chopstick and fingering sushi....take a guess.

Happy Valentine's Day all...hah. V-day has always seemed like such a pointless holiday to me. It's cool in elementary school when anyone who brings in valentines has to give them to everyone and you get a bunch of candy and stuff but later on it just seems like a day to make single people feel left out...not that I had that problem this year but for the last few years yeah.

Lucky bamboo=awesome.

And so James and Devy are going out now. Last week James was threatened by at least 10 people, including myself. You better be nice to her James. I will break your kneecaps.

Sarah had to go to the dentist today instead of staying after with Phil and Devy and the rest. She discovered that she has a cavity. This combination of events makes her sad. : (

Okay because I have a horrible memory the vast majority of this post, including the title, was stolen from Devon's LiveJournal.

As most of you know...this last weekend my girl scout troop went "winter camping". Yes, for all you eagle scouts out there who made fun of us (James, Andrew, Nick, Phil actually I don't think Phil is an eagle scout but he still made fun of us), it was not real camping, that was just a convenient term to use. We spent most of our time sitting around a table making bracelets and listening to Rent. And enjoying the fact that there were no boys around so we could say whatever we wanted about them and could also change right in the middle of the room until Mitzi reminded us that this particular cabin had a lot of windows, and Tom's (maitenance man for the camp) cabin was about 20 feet away. Hilary took a lot of pictures, including ones of me putting my pajamas on (why?) and an insanely cute one of Devon hugging Pudgy.

And yes...it was not real camping...but at one point the power went out and we were forced to kill and eat Mindy. And we cooked her outdoors on a bonfire.


Devon: I wish I was a big black man

Devon: I'm torn between going insane and going GUGUGUGUGUGUGUGU

Grace: Is Mindy flirting with herself?

Mindy: So let me get this straight-you're not wearing pants, and neither is Devon? You two need to get together!

Devon: Just take your pants off. Believe me, it's what all the cool kids do.

Devon:Who wouldn't want Chris Snyder and Craig Zevan as their sex slaves? I mean, seriously!

Devon: ...I could have children with saber teeth!
Me: And WINGS!!!
Devon: I COULD HAVE DEVIL CHILDREN!!!

Hillary: I'm putting my pants on!!
Devon: Damn.

Devon: My kids had better be cool. Or else they'll be finding their own food.

Hilary: I have urine.


On Saturday we ran out of beads so we took a field trip to Walmart. When passing a small girl, Devon patted her on the head, and instead of her usual "You're short!", she said to the girl, "You're fat!"


Devon also succeded in getting some of us to speak in 3rd person. If Sarah has not broken herself of this habit by school tomorrow, please slap her.

Hilary: Oh Hilary's god!


Sadly I don't recall most of the funny stuff that was said/happened, I was going to write it down but then I didn't. It was a lot of fun. We need to do this more often then once a year.



James: so how bad did u all talk about me
Me: hahahahahaha
Me: no comment
James: o shit




I got home today around 10am, fell asleep at 12, woke up at 4, at which point Joe told me that Josh had called reminding me about the youth group meeting that I didn't know about. It was at 5. Fun fun fun.

Josh: Okay, new rule! No calling the president gay!

Shainess: Come guys, quiet down, let's be serious now, come on......about the strippers.

Phil: You seriously have the worst ADD ever.
Devon: ... *points to a spot past Phil's head*
Phil: ...
Devon: ...A bug flew in front of your face as you were saying that.

woot for lots of crazy stuff happening today that I don't remember.
Have told both parents about Phil...for all their freaking out and nonsense about "teenage boys are bad" they didn't really seem to mind.
Mrs. Nap yelled at us for PDA today...which was wicked embarassing...and kinda funny because she said something like "that's 7 steps above anything I've ever seen here before!"...maybe she walks around the school with her eyes closed.
Devon threw a clementine at me while we were in the bathroom after school. It flew over the stall walls and hit my foot. I threw it back and missed horribly because I didn't know where she was. And then later she sprayed her pretty-smelling stuff at me and I stepped on the clementine and it exploded. Sort of.
Chess club...beat Phil again...woot! Josh and James were there again as well. What is it with you boys...

Me: What's wrong with you people! That's all three of you now!
Devon: Did he just-
Me: Yeah. All three of them have.
Phil: *laughing*
Devon (to Phil): Well, you're allowed to.
Me: He is not.
Devon (to Phil): You touch her and I'll kill you.

Josh has threatened to rip Phil's tonsils out through his armpits if he hurts me. I love you Josh...

Devon: If these were roses, I'd like, have to sleep with him. Don't tell him I said that.
James: *walking up*
Me: James! Guess what Devon just said!
Devon: Shut up!
James: ...what?


Hebrew school and Confirmation...5th graders can be fun when they aren't being annoying. And Confirmation was pretty cool as well we're going to start writing our ethical wills now.


Quote of the Day:

Mike: I want to have sex with a cloud.

So, many of my friends are enjoying themselves teasing me about Phil. Today Devon and Kristine were going to my locker with me after school and they starting singing "Sarah's got a boyfriend" at the top of their lungs, followed by that silly little 1st grade rhyme...and then later when Art saw us he was like "awwwww! So cuuuute!", and Josh was...being himself, I think that says enough. :-P
Went to Japanese club after school today...met Phil's sister...helped her to put footprints on the back of Phil's shirt. Kristine continued to tease me. Fun stuff.
On the activity bus, I gave Devon a kiss on the cheek, and the silly frosh and 8th graders in the back of the bus were like "oh my god did you just kiss her?" So then I pretended to make out with her (stage kissing) and they were like "OH MY GOD!!!! DID YOU JUST KISS ON THE LIPS???" and it was funny.

Phil seems to be afraid that Joe's gonna kick his ass, which I find really really hilarious.



Devon: What? You're going to put your face that close to hers and not kiss her?

hah. ok. so. I'm going out with Phil now. As of like...20 minutes before the activity buses came today. It took a few minutes for me to actually realize what had just happened and then I felt like screaming in that high-pitched, squealy, incredibly girly way that girls scream when they're excited about stuff like this, but that would have been kinda weird so me and Devon and Kristine went to the bathroom and I told them and then they screamed.
I find it kinda funny how girls go to the bathroom to talk about these things. That would have been the second time today, and we were all paranoid because the first time Devon and I went into the bathroom when we came back out, Phil and James were standing right there and had apparently heard us talking so we just turned back around again.

Devon: So...have we regained our dignity enough to go back out?
Me: *still laughing* No. Maybe you have, I haven't.
Devon: Yeah...you lost a lot more dignity then I did there.


Taco: *licks Sarah's finger*
Me: ewww! Taco spit!
Taco: Hey, Taco spit is holy.
Me: Like holy water?
Taco: Yeah.
Phil: Except you're Jewish!

And then later Taco baptized me. I was going to stage kiss her and she freaked out and spat all over my face. I fell over on the floor and lay there laughing hysterically with my head in Kristine's lap for a good five minutes.

At Chuckie's, Taco bought one of those weird little grow-a-lover things.

Devon: Your lover is red and spongey!


Really happy right now...I keep having random laughing fits. My parents shall think I am crazy. woot!



Oh, and I'm supposed to say that contrary to what I posted a few days ago, James and Devon are not going out. Or rather, they sort of are now, but they weren't then.







"...and I'm filling in the empty spaces where you, you left your mark..."

James: weird
Me: what
James: u and a boy
Me: what's weird about that?
James: u will be mad if i say it
Me: when has that stopped you before?
James: o ya

Went to the synagogue this morning to sell bagels with Davey and Joshy-poo, uneventful like usual I ate some leftover chocolate from last night and then got hyper and went and danced with the 5th graders.
Then me and Joshy-poo went to stop and shop for the YSAG bake sale and there were like 12 kids there and 2 tables of stuff and there were way too many people and way too much food but it was fun, I finally got to meet Joshy's girlfriend! AND SAMMIE WAS THERE!! She's moved back to gbury now and she was at stop and shop and then Art was there at one point with his moped and now Devon says "why was the whole world at stop and shop today" and Devy wasn't there which was sad but lots of people were.

Dave: I'll be the best damn Jewish friar you've ever seen!

Nick: Sarah, we've decided that we don't want you to die if Annie's car crashes, so you're riding in Steph's car.

(Annie was going to give me a ride home but the table and stuff was in her car positioned so if the car crashed or stopped really suddenly it would have decapitated me.)

HOW DARE ONE SAY I LOOK snazzy....GRAAAAHRGH *knashing teeth* *rending flesh*....

O'Reilly says winner=you.

~ Josh




And Sarah says: Joshy-poo, you looked INCREDIBLY snazzy.

Just got back from this weird chocolate and champagne adult thingy at my synagogue. Me and 4 other silly youth group jew kids were there helping out, it was a good deal, we showed up, did practically nothing, and got to eat a lot of chocolate. We served some soda and some cake and cleaned up a bit and that was all. It was cool. I'm glad Joshy-poo made me go.

Corey: Just remember, no matter what Josh says, you can always say that he followed a 35 year old man into a dark closet and closed the door.


Me and Brad got drunk on chocolate. It was fun. We were being silly. So was Josh. Leigh and Sarah (other Sarah) apparently didn't eat that much chocolate because they weren't being silly. They missed out. : D



Lotsa funny stuff said while we were all kinda out of it, so o course I don't remember anything. Oh, hah, I had to tie Josh's tie for him before everything started because he didn't know what he was doing. And then Corey made him tuck his shirt in, and he looked snazzy.

Papa Schaffer: Teenage boys are bad.
Sarah: Well...what about, like, Josh then?
Papa Schaffer: He's definately bad.

Thanks Mr. S....thanks....

O'Reilly says to always eat your vegetables.

- Josh out

Josh: Nobody actually thinks I'm gay, except for like, a lot of people.

Me: You're goy-er than I am!

Josh sang "I touch myself" to me over the phone. It was hot.

Hmmm so I spent the last hour and a half carrying loads of china up and down the stairs, packing china into boxes, labeling boxes, etc. This is all the china we loaded into boxes and brought home from the lenox store last week. I never wanted to see china again after that. Now I want to break it all. I get a bit of a break now because there's a Husky's game on that my parents are watching, but soon enough I'll be schlepping china around some more. Kinda upset, because I was going to go to the movies with Devy and James and Phil and get away from this insanity for a few hours, but then Phil couldn't go and then I didn't get to go and it was sad. : (

Devon: I'll make things awkward for you, don't worry.
Me: Thanks.

I would like you all to meet a little friend of mine. And when I say he is a little friend, I damn well mean it.
This little friend of mine is a leprechaun. But not just any leprechaun, this one here is a leprechaun who sits upon my leg. This is where he spends his days, drinking, singing, and generally being loud and boisterous in a very Irish sort of way.
His name is O'Reilly, O'Reilly O''Rourke to be exact. He wears little green trousers (even though his left leg is wooden) and a little green vest, with a little green cap to compliment his little off-tan pipe. His little red beard is always covered in a thick coating of beer, and his uncle was a porn star back in the 70's.
O'Reilly says hello to all of you, and if you wish to say hello to O'Reilly back, please leave a message.
If you do not, he will come after you in your sleep with a shillelagh.

Top O' the morning to ye...
~ Josh and O'Reilly

yeah it leads to long conversations that are, while rather hilarious at times, also rather infuriating.


Dad: Teenage boys are like a quiche with a crust that tastes like fish.


(That refered to the stop and shop quiche I almost ate)

Fun times after school today, as usual, Art was wearing jeans and a white hoodie which was kinda scary.
Went to Chuckie's with Phil, Devon, Kristine, Josh, and John. And do you silly slow-walking people really have nothing better to "discuss" than me and Phil? Josh says "yeah we were talking about you again"

Phil: You are so bi!

Josh is bi, he just won't admit it yet. : D


Oh, and two days ago I said, "just for the record, you silly little rumor-mongers, there is not 'something going on' with me and Phil", yeah, I think I might have been lying then but I'm not entirely sure at this point.


Devon: I have a plan!
Me and Phil: *quizzical looks*
Me: What's your plan?
Devon: You two should go out!



Devon: Oh you're wearing the sexy shirt again today!


Quote of the Monday:

Devon: I've decided that you're going to look sexy today, so I brought you my little tanktop, and you're going to wear it.

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Today before homeroom, me and Phil and Arya and Arya's friend discovered that my rainbow scarf is long enough for 4 people to wear it at the same time.


Devon: James said I could castrate him...so now I have to find a knife and James.

Today was cool.
After school, I'd promised Dave that I'd go to chess club to hang out with him and Josh, so I brought the posse along. James came because he was looking for Josh, Phil came to play chess with me, Devon came to hang out (because she loves me...she made me a bracelt that says "I am wonderful"...I love you devykins!), Carly and Sarah came along to cause a ruckus, not that we needed any help with James and Josh in the same room together. They make such a cute couple. : D
I beat Phil at chess. woot!
James and Josh decided to braid my hair while I was playing...they both failed. Miserably. So then they went to hit on Phil, distracting him, which may or may not have contributed to me winning.
All through chess club and after school, I kept getting freaked out because people (mostly James) kept lunging for my neck...and then I remembered that I was wearing a candy necklace.
Going to Chuckie's after chess club...just for the record, you silly little rumor-mongers, there is not "something going on" with me and Phil. grr...
James has REALLY FRIKKIN COLD HANDS.
James and Josh "making out". Yeup. Good times.

Phil: Seriously, I wonder what the security guards must think of us...every day we're out here, in our circle, like, having a mass orgy...

Mr. R. was 45 minutes late picking me and Dave and Josh up to go to the synagogue, which was actually pretty cool because I got to hang out with the gang that much longer.

Devon: When are your people getting here?
Me: My people?
James: *hysterical laughter*


And then Confirmation. With my silly jews.

At Chuckie's, Josh had bought a 2 liter bottle of soda, which he drank mostly by himself between 3:30 and 6:30. I sat next to him during class, he was twitching the entire time.

Dave: So was Maimonedes saying that humans are an accident of matter?
Josh: Did someone break the cosmic condom?

Shainess: I should be gay...except for the whole homosexual part.

Dave: Oh, your car has seats! I wish my car had seats.
Me: ...Your car does have seats.


I'm sure there's more that I've forgotten, I'll post again later if I remember it.


Shout out to Shainy Baby!


Devydevydevykins...I love you. A whole bunch of lot. No matter what. *hugs a devy* (the one and only devy...that being you)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I JUST HAD A HUGE POST AND INTERNET SPAZZED BEFORE I POSTED IT AND I LOST IT I hate this computer. So now I'm gonna attempt to remember some of what I just typed.

Me: *bites an art*
Art: *slaps a sarie*
Art: wow...role reversal
Me: *slaps an art*
Art: *bites a sarie*
Me: *scratches an art's eyes out*
Art: *gushes eyeball juice in saries mouth which causes her to choke and die*
Me: *comes back to haunt art*
Art: *calls ghost busters*
Me: *eats ghostbusters*
Art: *then slimer eats sarie*
Me: *slimer has already been eaten by sarie*
Me: *eats art!!!*
Art: *impossible*
Me: *liar*
Art: *am not*
Art: *blares bleeding ear music for sarie*
Me: *eats art again, just to prove him wrong*
Me: *eats bleeding ear music*
Art: *bleeding ear music plays constantly*
Me: *sings along to bleeding ear music*
Me: *blood pours from ears into art's mouth, causing him to choke and die*
Art: *yummy*
Me: *eats ghost of art*
Art: *ghost of art doesn't exist*
Me: *how so?*
Art: *was reincarnated into a ghost buster*
Me: *eats ghost buster art*
Art: *blasts sarie with a laser thingy and traps her in a box*
Art: *losses slimer in the box too for sarie to have fun with*
Me: *disappears from box*
Me: *locks art in box*
Me: *to have fun with slimer*
Art: *blast sarie with the laser thing until she evaporates*
Me: *comes back to haunt art*
Art: *pries bars apart with pinky*
Art: *blasts sarie with the laser until she evaporates again*
Me: DAMN YOU!
Art: *blasts her mouth with the laser until it seals shut*
Art: what now?!?
Me: DAMN YOU TWICE!

It's all good. : D






We're all the same
And love is blind
The sun is gone
Before is shines
And if the answer is no
Can I change your mind?