I would like you all to meet a little friend of mine. And when I say he is a little friend, I damn well mean it.
This little friend of mine is a leprechaun. But not just any leprechaun, this one here is a leprechaun who sits upon my leg. This is where he spends his days, drinking, singing, and generally being loud and boisterous in a very Irish sort of way.
His name is O'Reilly, O'Reilly O''Rourke to be exact. He wears little green trousers (even though his left leg is wooden) and a little green vest, with a little green cap to compliment his little off-tan pipe. His little red beard is always covered in a thick coating of beer, and his uncle was a porn star back in the 70's.
O'Reilly says hello to all of you, and if you wish to say hello to O'Reilly back, please leave a message.
If you do not, he will come after you in your sleep with a shillelagh.

Top O' the morning to ye...
~ Josh and O'Reilly