Josh: Josh is putting ice cream in the microwave.
Me: why?
Josh: why not?
*later*
Josh: ooo it melted. I'm gonna boil it now!
Me: ...
*later*
Josh: You know what would make this even better?
Me: What?
Josh: EZ cheese. I don't know why we suddenly have EZ cheese in our fridge, but it's going on my ice cream.
*later*
Me: So how's your EZ cheese salad dressing ice cream?
Josh: mm...not bad.


Josh: Well then you're going to burn in hell with all the other sinners. Those sinning bastards.