"Well, I hung out with Sarah, which is almost as good as having sex."

"Your boobs look nice today."

"Other people ignore it, but if my crotch itches, I'm damn well going to scratch it!"

"Gay guys don't like boobs!"


...she said that one, rather loudly, just as we were passing two men on the way into Chuckie's. One of them gave her an odd look.





aaaah I have oreos!