Nate: oh fine, but if that's so all we'll discuss for the next few hours is rabbits and llamas eating lettuce.
Me: sounds good to me


Josh: ok
Josh: spill
Josh: WHO is it
Me: what?
Josh: who's the crush
Josh: i must know
Josh: so i can mortally wound him
Me: lmao
Me: why would you mortally wound him?
Josh: pre-emptive
Me: you think he'd mortally wound you?
Josh: no
Josh: in case he's a dick
Josh: if he isnt ill pay for the medical bill
Josh: if he is u can finish him off
Me: awww that's so sweet
Josh: who is he?
Me: it's a SECRET
Josh: lol ill keep it that way
Josh: but its killing me
Josh: ill tell u MY crush ;-)
Josh: ....of course u already know
Me: :-D