Today I got a letter in the mail informing me thus:

"My name is Patty Neidert. I am a Coordinator for this year's 2005 Hartford Pageant that is a preliminary pageant to the Cities of America National Competition. I'm writing to you today, to let you know that you are eligible to participate in this year's 2005 Hartford Competition. You have been referred to me as a possible candidate who may enjoy modeling in front of an audience and learning modeling routines that enable you to accomplish your goals on stage."

oh my goodness. Which one of you bastards turned me in?

This made me smile, to say the least. The letter is now going through the paper shredder. Look at it go! Weeeeeeeeeee! *shred*



*Quotes of the Yesterday*

Devon: I've never peed myself unintentionally.

Taco: The thing is, I like all of you guys well enough to have sex with any of you.