this is something I forgot to post from earlier this week...my twin had a dream about me.

Twin: Okay, so you and James were going out, and you called me and said "James broke up with me!" and I said "so that was why he was flirting with me at my locker" and you said "WHAT???" and I said "I'm just kidding Twin!" and you said "this is no time for kidding!" and I said, "I'm sorry Twin, do you want me to beat him up?" and you said "YES!" and the next day I went to school and I beat him up!!!

James: Great, even in your dreams I'm a frikkin asshole!
Twin (to me): I told you he'd be weirded out!!!