1.3.05
Why Girls Scouts Rocks My World aka the Homosexuality and Insanity of Girl Scouts (continued)
Okay, so it wasn't actually a girl scout event, but Mindy and Devon and Mindy's mommy were there. CPR class that Amy (Mindy's mommy) was teaching at Eastbury school.
There was only one boy there. Robert. We had fun scaring and embarassing Robert. Great fun. :-D
Devon and I went to find a bathroom...the one closest to where we were had a janitor in it cleaning...so I was like...hey there's another one down this way...so we turned down another hallway and we heard music playing and it was "Streets of Philadelphia" by Bruce Springsteen and we kept walking and found a stereo playing in a darkened hallway. For some reason this scared the crap out of us, so we ran away holding hands. We returned to the first bathroom, still holding hands, and then asked the janitor if we could close the door (being held open by a trash can). The janitor looked at us oddly and said "...sure..."
Me: He looked at us funny.
Devon: Well, think about it, we walked in holding hands and asked if we could close the door.
Me: Ah, right.
Afterwards Devon found a set of sharpie markers so we drew on our shoes. Devon is now on all 4 sides of the shoes I was wearing. One my left shoe one side says "Devon is my lover" and the other says "Devon is for lovers". On the right, one side says "I love my Devy" and the other "Devon is my hero".
Devon: I have this urge to kiss the baby...
Devon: I don't want to get old...
Me: Don't worry, you won't.
Devon: I've always wanted to peel a baby's face off.
Amy: I have a box of faces at home.
Mindy: Robert's the only boy here. We feel bad for Robert.
Amy: Oh, you'll all be touching each other.
Me, Devon, Mindy: *immediately start touching each other*
Amy: Nipples are obvious...just feel around for mushiness.
Devon: The baby's legs scare me senseless.
Mindy: That's right, tie that child up.
Amy: Mmm...you all smell like clean laundry.
Mindy: You all suck! ...Phil's penis.
Devon: I don't...or DO I?
Devon: I wanna be a leprechaun!
"my baby no eat in three days!"
Devon has discovered that Sarah falls down when she laughs...
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There was only one boy there. Robert. We had fun scaring and embarassing Robert. Great fun. :-D
Devon and I went to find a bathroom...the one closest to where we were had a janitor in it cleaning...so I was like...hey there's another one down this way...so we turned down another hallway and we heard music playing and it was "Streets of Philadelphia" by Bruce Springsteen and we kept walking and found a stereo playing in a darkened hallway. For some reason this scared the crap out of us, so we ran away holding hands. We returned to the first bathroom, still holding hands, and then asked the janitor if we could close the door (being held open by a trash can). The janitor looked at us oddly and said "...sure..."
Me: He looked at us funny.
Devon: Well, think about it, we walked in holding hands and asked if we could close the door.
Me: Ah, right.
Afterwards Devon found a set of sharpie markers so we drew on our shoes. Devon is now on all 4 sides of the shoes I was wearing. One my left shoe one side says "Devon is my lover" and the other says "Devon is for lovers". On the right, one side says "I love my Devy" and the other "Devon is my hero".
Devon: I have this urge to kiss the baby...
Devon: I don't want to get old...
Me: Don't worry, you won't.
Devon: I've always wanted to peel a baby's face off.
Amy: I have a box of faces at home.
Mindy: Robert's the only boy here. We feel bad for Robert.
Amy: Oh, you'll all be touching each other.
Me, Devon, Mindy: *immediately start touching each other*
Amy: Nipples are obvious...just feel around for mushiness.
Devon: The baby's legs scare me senseless.
Mindy: That's right, tie that child up.
Amy: Mmm...you all smell like clean laundry.
Mindy: You all suck! ...Phil's penis.
Devon: I don't...or DO I?
Devon: I wanna be a leprechaun!
"my baby no eat in three days!"
Devon has discovered that Sarah falls down when she laughs...
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