Quote of the Monday:

Devon: you know twigs are the sexiest things ever.


Confirmation tonight...

Leigh: But it's my birthday that wednesday!
Rabbi: So we'll light a cake on a candle.
Me: ...You mean light a candle on a cake?
Rabbi: ...As the case may be. But lighting a cake would be more fun.
Me: Of course.
Rabbi: Especially if it was a rum cake.