an epidemic has struck GHS...300 absenses and 90 students sent home sick in one day. Good stuff. I think I've got it now. Mild sore throat (the kind that I get quite often that you think is nothing and then turns out all nasty in a day or two), one swollen gland, and the other gland has white stuff on it. LOVELY!
I'm blaming it on Phil.
Everyone I touched or sat next to on Friday who gets sick can blame it on me. That amounts to maybe 20 people. Not counting everyone I brush past in the hallway.
My dad's sick too. And he's flying down to Florida today. All his fellow passengers are going to just love him. mm-mm, all that marvelous recycled air. The gift that keeps on giving.
And I'm working at the purim carnival tomorrow. Yay for getting little kids sick as well.
I wonder if they'll close school if enough people are sick. I bet half the students are going to have the plague by Monday. Hahahaha and CAPT's starting soon. Good stuff.


Quote of the day:

Dad: You must have been on crack that day.
Me: Probably.