YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Sarah Austin Schaffer
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? I dunno some other jew name
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? umm I'd give them the same middle name not first
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? umm shreya rocks my socks
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? sometimes people like to pretend that there's an e after the a in my last name
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name? no

DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
(8) Do you think God has a gender? no
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? very much so
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? maybe?
(11) Where do we go when we die? I can go on about this for a while so I won't start
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? no

HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? very
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? hmm josh phil or devon
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? jew jokes...I laugh at the same time I want to kill nick for telling them
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? not really
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? weasel, cooties, shmuck
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? well there's quite few possibilities to choose from

MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yes
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? most rap sickens me....brittany spears...anyone along those lines
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? nothing I can think of at the moment
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? hmmm whenever there's a song stuck in my head that I'm trying to get rid of I usually start singing "only in dreams" (weezer) to myself
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? there were a few cant remember them now
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? some blatantly jewish song
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? he "serenades" me every day after 3rd period with whatever song he was just singing in chorus. it amuses me.

MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? dunno
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? shrek 2 wasn't that bad, but for the most part, yes
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? dont watch star wars
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? comedy, but there really is plenty of that already
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? anchorman. I watched it once and found it somewhat funny but then when I started watching it a second time I could not bring myself to sit through it

FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? my what an inane question. taste.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? ricotta
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? well. I like luna's white pizza with ricotta.
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? I already don't
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? thats why I stopped

COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? dont know the difference or care to know. I'm technologically (yeah I think I made up a word there) inept.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? not at all
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? for certain situations
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yes

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? on occasion
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? they're goofballs and don't seem to care. makes me laugh.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? they're dumb and insensitive
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? the obsession with boobs and video games

CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? if I recall correctly that's why I saw secret window
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? guster, that's like, 3 people, but oh well
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? no
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in person and in character)? no clue
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? more like when I know why but still don't understand it
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? meh
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? don't know who this fellow is

NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? hahahaha...josh...the coffeehouse...the rabbi's story...oh goodness I'm so sheltered
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? maybe?
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? nope
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? say what?
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? nope
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? nope
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? there goes one now
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? yes
(60) What do you think of pi? yum.

LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? no
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? rather perturbed, assuming that word means what I think it does, which it probably doesn't
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? getting to know them, which really makes me a hypocrite I guess
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? why not, joe has. twice.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? not really
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? kinda silly
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yeah
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? apparently some of them do
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? hmm strange question since this is high school right now, at the moment I'd say yes
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? you need to shut up and stop being a putz

POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? teddy bear, the moutain of pictures I've taken of my friends that is piled up on that shelf in my closet waiting to go in the album
(73) How badly do you want it? what?
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? nope.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? not very

HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? my dear fellow, it annoys me ON christmas...
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? at times I think I've already gotten to that point
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? in 6th grade I had this obsession with robin hood so I made myself a robin hood costume. but the school had this silly rule where your costume couldn't have anything that resembled a weapon so I had to leave the bow, quiver, and dagger I made at home and everyone thought I was peter pan.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? scarecrow
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? purim...getting drunk and making lots of noise to celebrate the fact that yet again you can't kill the jews. woot! actually that probably was not the original meaning but oh well. wait! Shabbat! yeah there's one.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? national lets all act like fishes day...first thing that popped into my head, after seriously considering devon's answer

MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? not
(83) How good is your long-term memory? not
(84) What is your earliest memory? random memories from living in portland...mostly from when I was 3 and 4
(85) What is your happiest memory? oh there's quite a few...jew camp...godspell...first kiss (yeah I've decided I'm not going to pretend that never happened)...many days after school with silly people
(86) What is your strangest memory? brooke hugging tents
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? monty python and the holy grail

TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? none, Swing Kids almost did though for some reason
(89) What book makes/made you cry? none yet
(90) What song makes/made you cry? I don't remember what that song was but I was wicked depressed at the time already so I don't think it was the song that did it
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? my friends

THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? no thats scary it would kill me and blame it on myself
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? not really
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? I repeat...you need to shut up and stop being a putz
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? I'm really bored
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? some of them were
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? I'm really bored
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? do you like pigeons?
(99) How would you have answered it? not particularly

THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? all of them? don't know there are some people I say "I love you!" to several times a day and others not so often
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? umm...I'm tired