woot for lots of crazy stuff happening today that I don't remember.
Have told both parents about Phil...for all their freaking out and nonsense about "teenage boys are bad" they didn't really seem to mind.
Mrs. Nap yelled at us for PDA today...which was wicked embarassing...and kinda funny because she said something like "that's 7 steps above anything I've ever seen here before!"...maybe she walks around the school with her eyes closed.
Devon threw a clementine at me while we were in the bathroom after school. It flew over the stall walls and hit my foot. I threw it back and missed horribly because I didn't know where she was. And then later she sprayed her pretty-smelling stuff at me and I stepped on the clementine and it exploded. Sort of.
Chess club...beat Phil again...woot! Josh and James were there again as well. What is it with you boys...

Me: What's wrong with you people! That's all three of you now!
Devon: Did he just-
Me: Yeah. All three of them have.
Phil: *laughing*
Devon (to Phil): Well, you're allowed to.
Me: He is not.
Devon (to Phil): You touch her and I'll kill you.

Josh has threatened to rip Phil's tonsils out through his armpits if he hurts me. I love you Josh...

Devon: If these were roses, I'd like, have to sleep with him. Don't tell him I said that.
James: *walking up*
Me: James! Guess what Devon just said!
Devon: Shut up!
James: ...what?


Hebrew school and Confirmation...5th graders can be fun when they aren't being annoying. And Confirmation was pretty cool as well we're going to start writing our ethical wills now.


Quote of the Day:

Mike: I want to have sex with a cloud.