FEEEEED the ego. Just smile and nod.

PART ONE (basics)
Full name: Joshua Forrest Kaplan
DOB: 6/25/89
Sex: Male
Nickname(s): Tabouli, Kaplan, Kaps, Cap'n, Frodo
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue as the water in your toilet bowl, darling.
Height: 5'6" IM SHORT
tattoo's/piercing : Nah
Lefty/Righty/ambidextrous: Right, like three lefts.
Straight/bi/gay: Straight as a board. A straight board.

PART TWO (have you ever?)
Smoked?: Nope
Drank?: Nope
Had ?: Nope
Made out with someone?: Yep
Stolen something?: Eh, mildly
Done ?: Nope
Ran away from home?: Nope
Beaten someone up?: Nope
Got beaten up?: Yep
Had a medical emergency?: Nope
Gone skinny dipping?: I wish
Watched ?: Yep
Been in a mosh-pit?: Yep
Been to a concert?: Yep

PART THREE (your clothes/fashion stuff)
Shoe brand(s): If the shoe fits, wear it.
Clothing brand(s): Same for everything else.
Perfume/cologne you wear: Nada None Nothing Goose-Egg ZERO
Favorite place(s) to shop: Salvation Army (the one in Putnam's the BEST)
Favorite article of clothing: Teh Hat
Make-up you wear: Nope

PART FOUR (favorites)
Color: Red
Number: 6 and 25
Ice cream flavor: Vanilla in black coffee...poor man's Cappuchino SO SAYETH BUTTERNUTSQUASH (HAIL ROBERT)
Time of day: sometime between 12 and 12
Season: SUMMER
TV show: Headbanger's Ball
radio station: 106.9 (DIE CLEAR CHANNEL DAMN YOU ARRRRGH)
Food: Bagel
Drink: A bit of tea for the lad?
Alcoholic: Nope
Band: NORSK ARYSK BLACK METAL GRAAAAAH (I LOVE YOU QUORTHON)

PART FIVE (the opposite )
What do you notice first about the opposite ?: Hair (creepy, but true)
Best hair color?: RED (followed by brunette, then blonde)
Best eye color?: Whatever it may be.
Best height?: 'Bout my height.
Do you think the opposite finds you attractive?: One can dream.

PART SIX (religion/beliefs/opinions)
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit
Do you believe that good can't exist without evil?: Indeed
Do you believe in ghosts?: Nope
Do you wish on stars?: Giant flaming balls of cosmic gas? Nah

PART SEVEN (love/relationships)
Have you ever been in love?: I just can't tell any more.
Describe your first kiss?: It was cold. I don't like the cold. It helped ;)
If your single, why do you think that is?: I am terrified of relationships and damn proud to admit it.
Do you like anyone right now?: Oh baby *drools on carpet*
Why do you like him or her?: I cannot tell you that upon threat of eternal thrice-damnation of my mortal soul and I just don't wanna say NYA NYA
On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the most, how much do you like this person?: 7
On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you think this person likes you: 8-9
Could you see yourself getting married to this person?: In theory I could marry a llama. An aging llama. An again llama with herpes in six places I didn't even know llamas had. Also in theory a nuclear holocaust could happen tommorrow.
How about having kids with him/her?: Speaking of llamas...
Do you think this person is "hot"?: Like the sun, that sexy sexy giant flaming ball of cosmic gas.

PART EIGHT (who was the)
Last person you saw?: Jillian
Last person you talked to?: Mommy dearest
Last person who called you?: Ian
Last person you called?: Jacob
Last person to disappoint you?: Sarah, for being alive (just kidding, i love you sarah-cakes)
Last person to break your heart?: I have not yet given anyone the proverbial jackhammer necessary.
Last person who made you cry?: See above.
Last person you fought with?: Prolly Brad.
Last person who made you really smile?: Annie
Last person to brighten your day?: Nick
Last person who IM'd you?: Mouse-child

PART NINE (when was the)
Last time you kissed/made out with someone?: Dates don't stick in my head too well outside of history class.
Last time you had ?: February 31st
Last time you took a shower?: 7 this morning
Last time you cried: Don't recall
Last time you went to a mall?: Sometime in December against my will MALLS ARE EVIL PLACES
Last time you smoked?: February 31st
Last time you drank?: Shabbat
Last time you went to a movie?: Uh, Ocean's Twelve January 2nd...I still have the ticket stub lying about two feet away from me for some odd reason.
Last time you felt really, truly happy?: I cannot tell you crazy americans that!

(Part 10-right now)
What are you wearing?: Jeans, Chinese Food Boxers, Simpsons Hoodie, Skin
what are you eating?: Lovely lovely oxygen
What are you thinking about?: This very survey whatnot-thing
What are you doing?: Your subconcious
What are you touching?: ...myself
What's on your bed?: pillow, blanket, shirt, mp3 player, scissors, socks, notebooks, history book, assorted pens and pencils, and my dancing ninja hamster!
Name one thing you can see right now: The BLUE SCREEN OF DOOM...no no...just kidding...still typing
What time is it?: 5:20 PM
What's the date?: January 29th in this unholy year of the Dark Lord Five Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Five

Aaaaaand that's all, folks.

- Josh