Shreya: Just...pretend that my back is a lump of bread that you have to knead!
Me: ...What?
Shre: ROLE PLAY!


Me: You're leaving me?
Shre: Yeah.
Me: Everyone's leaving me today!
Shre: Hahahaha. "Everyone's leaving me!"
Me: Yeah, Art left me before, now you're leaving me.
Shre: I love you! I'm sorry!
Me: That's what he said.
Shre: oooo! Who? Who?
Me: Art.
Shre: Oh. Psh. Art.