"I wanna give my vegetarian friend Sarah a testament to my dumbass-ness. Please sign my spam."
"Only you, Josh, only you...but sure."
Yeah, see, a can of spam, signed by vegetarians, given to a vegetarian, is the kind of gift that just screams "JOSH KAPLAN!!!" with the voice of a million high-pitched foghorns.
__o_0__Consider it Snarked, 9:43 PM.
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