Sarah: but he sounded kinda weirded out when you were like "you're schaffer!"
Sarah: like "is there something wrong with him..?"
Me: look, i spent years never knowing the final schaffer
Me: it was a big thing
Me: i was at a loss for words
Sarah: haha
Me: like, finding the holy grail
Me: ...but just of schaffers
Me: ok, so when king arthur found the holy grail, what did he say
Me: "IT'S THE HOLY GRAIL"
Sarah: umm
Me: when i found dan
Me: what did i say
Sarah: hahahaha
Sarah: wow
Me: "YOU'RE SCHAFFER"
Sarah: josh
Me: see
Me: makes total sense
Sarah: you will never cease to amaze me
Sarah: never

Dan's new official title is now the "hallowed final schaffer also known as the holy grail of the schaffer clan."

Drive safe, folks.
I'll be here all week.
- Josh