quote of the day:

Art: I like various different colors. And by various I mean 2.


quote of the yesterweek:

Irina: They're going to take one look at it and say, "Yup, Jews decorated that Christmas tree."


quote(s) of the yestermonth (ah, remembering the insanity...):

Me: Nick, just put the lens cover on and press record!
Nick: I'm trying to find where we left off.
Me: Are you fast-fowarding?
Nick: Yes!
Me: Is it-
Nick: *flips me off*
Me: Nick, do you know what you're doing?
Nick: Yes! I'm watching James jump off a bridge and I kinda like it.

Nick: All right, I won't talk!

Mrs. Copley: Okay, I'm going to be across the hall throwing on the wheel.
James: Really? 'Cause I'm going to throw up right here, without a wheel.

Mrs. Copley: Go jump around.
James: Yeah! Let's do some flips! Okay, here's what we're gonna do...
Me: What are we gonna do?
James: I'm going to spin around in circles and then try and do a handstand.
Nick: We are going to get you to puke before this day is over.

James: Sarah, I trust you more than I trust Nick.
Nick: You don't trust me, James?
James: No.
Nick: James, I'll give you the best sex of your life.
James: Well...that's not the point. I'm not looking for sex right now.
Nick: What are you looking for?
James: ...A strip tease.