Me: I just saw a bike.
Devon: Where?
Me: It just went across the street.
Devon: ...Really now?
Me: Yeah.
Devon: What kind of bike?
Me: I don't know...it was dark colored. Like green but not.
Devon: You see, light green and dark colored just don't go together.
Me: Like green!
Devon: Oh.
Me: I swear, I saw a bike.
Devon: ...Was it pink and glowing?
Me: ...Yes.
Devon: Sarah, was the bike talking to you?

later...

Me: You have to not make me laugh!
Devon: You have to not see talking bikes!



In the words of Devon, this was one of those conversations that really only makes sense while it's happening.