Guess who's not moving to Arizona? That's right, baby. The Move is not happening for at least another two and a half years. No more Impending Arizona. I'm so happy. My parents are freaks. They're just like "yeah...we're thinking maybe it would be better to wait until you guys graduate."
But this aspect of freakyness, I am quite happy with. Oh man.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Just for fun, I'll post some of the reactions of a few friends...either initial or later on in the conversation, depending on which is funnier/sweeter.

Brian: All I saw was "MOVING!!!!!" because you wrote the letters way too big, and I was like NOOOOO Sarah's leaving!!!! but then I scrolled up and I was like YAYYYYYY

Shreya: oh
oh
oh wow
oh
oh my god
what?
when?
why?

Shreya (later): Oh man Sarah. Go have a beer or something.

Kristine: IF UR LYING TO ME I'M GONNA CRY

aaaaack that's all for now I gotta go call some people...