Me: What did you say to Josh?
Art: I don't remember.
Me: Did you tell him to bite me?
Art: Hahaha, oh yeah, I did.
Me: Why?
Art: Because you enjoy it so much.
Me: I do not!
Art: Of course you do...you're just playing hard-to-bite.
Me: Then why do I slap you every time you bite me?!
Art: ...Because you don't want me to know how much you like it.



Strangest dream last night...James was trying to kill me. He had a sword. It was kinda freaky.