You know how cats can tell when someone doesn't like them and they go and hang around that person, just to be evil?
I'm like a cat.
I can tell when people don't like getting their pictures taken, and I go and take a bunch of pictures of them.
Just to be evil.

"Halloween Day" at school today. I dressed up like a pirate. 5th period, I gained a sword by telling Arya, "But I'm a PIRATE! I need a sword!" and taking hers. 6th period, I gained a very pirately black eye. Mrs. Copley does kickass black eyes.
Videography...sword fights, monster dating, naughty nurse, nipple rubbing, balls of steel. I got to be the camera person. : D

Andrew was a Backstreet Boy. *shudder* He was stabbed for this several times with the pirate sword. Eddie was Jesus. Kristine was this weird freaky angel-devil thing. Meggy was DOROTHY. She was wicked cute with the jumper and pigtails and everything. James was a puzzle. He and this other kid dressed all in black, with trenchcoats, and painted their faces in a black and white puzzle thing.

There was a disturbing amount of whores in school today. Seriously. People dress up as whores/pimps for Halloween now.

Alyssa: So how old is your daughter?
Mr. Furlong: She's nine-and-a-half, and it will be a cold day in hell before I let her go to school dressed as a whore.

After school...stabbing/slashing/killing people with my pirate sword, rolling down hills, pillow pile (as opposed to pillow chain), eating cake.


Josh: You're my hero, James is my almost hero, and the pink frilly nightcap of DEATH is my almost almost hero.

Josh: 10 bucks says you're gonna forget.
Me: Remind me.
Josh: 10 bucks says the tooth fairy won't let me.
Me: 20 bucks says the tooth beaver will make you.
Josh: 30 bucks says I did the tooth beaver's mom once when I was drunk.
Me: You win.