Taco: I'm choking on my own atmosphere!

First Key Club meeting tonight! w00t!

Me: Hey...it's Dora.
Shreya: It's DORA!

Me: Yeah...see, Dora's trying to get everyone to go inside.
Shreya: Dora can kiss my ass.

John: For the love of god, let go of my shoe!

Shreya: We should play naked manhunt!
John: I can't believe you just fucking said that.

Me: I love you!
Shreya: Yeah, yeah...

Shreya: (on phone with mother) *mouths "fucking hell"*
John: (loudly) Did you just say 'fucking hell'?
Shreya: *gestures angrily at John*

GAAAH why can I NEVER remember more funny quotes from things that happened HALF AN HOUR AGO? I hate my memory.

Quote of the Tuesday:

Mrs. Kovacs: No, it's really not that toxic, you'd have to eat a huge pile of it for it to hurt you. Josh, don't even think about it.


We'll take
Our strength
To market
To trade
For
Their
Ugly
Beauty
Watch us grow up to war