Kate: You can learn a lot from drunken Irishmen in bars.

Janitor: *knocks on door to girls' bathroom*
Kristine: No one's in there.
Janitor: Thanks. *walks in*
Laura: ...So they have to knock before going in the girls' bathroom?
Me: Well, yeah.
Laura: Why, because we'd be changing our pads out in the open?

Art if freakishly strong. He can run around with me on his shoulders. Or rather, he could if I was able to keep my balance.

She said "Lately
Falling's been easy on me
A lot like breathing used to be
And call me crazy
But I was thinking
Maybe you'd be waiting on the ground
To come and catch me"