Josh came over today to help me dismantle my room so it can be painted. He had fun playing with the razor.

In the basement when Josh dropped off the doorlock kit parts:
Josh: *sniffing wiring harnesses* These smell reeeeeally good.
Me: They smell like wire. *Hands Josh a Sharpie* Here, this smells good too.
Josh: No! I'll sniff wire but I won't sniff Sharpie's. That's where I draw the line.

Me: You seem enthralled by that wire. Here, I'll cut you a piece. *Hands Josh a piece of wire* You can make a bracelet out of it.
Josh: *chews on wire*
Me: ...or eat it.

Dismantling my room:
Me: Can you throw away that paper flower there?
Josh: Sure. *takes bite out of paper flower*
Me: It's probably really dusty.
Josh: *coughs up piece of flower*
Me: *laughs hysterically as a cloud of dust comes out of Josh's mouth*

Me: I'm just going to end up throwing out the model abbey.
Josh: Oh, that's no fun. We should burn it. You know, a ritual paganistic thing in honor of Redwall Abbey. Would your parents let us light it on fire?
Me: Probably not.
Josh: Aww...
Me: Just throw it in the trash bag.
Josh: Where's the razor? *picks up razor* ...Can I?
Me: Sure.
Josh: *proceeds to cut Redwall Abbey into pieces* I've accomplished what an army of rats never could!
Me: Destroyed Redwall?
Josh: Yeah. All of Redwall Abbey is now ripped, cut up, or eaten.

There was a whole episode where Josh played dress-up with some things in my closet. Unfortunately, I'm not sure how to quote that adequetly. Check his live journal. He tried on all of my boater hats, the beret, and the camo beanie. He also wore my green poncho. I have pictures. *evil grin*

Other bits of hilarity shall come later...I'm tired and forgetful now.


Oh, damn it...my room's all empty and depressing now.