I am a horrible person...
Happy Birthday Dave!

Dave claims that I am now no longer older than him...but I still am by 4 months! Muahahahahahaa!


Kat was trying to finish writing her song during lunch today.

Taco: That's a bad line.
Kat: I KNOW. Okay...what rhymes with "hurts"?
Me: ...spurts.
Taco: Hahaha...yeah, you're talking about blood.
Kat: Eww...that's so gory though.
Taco: Well you can't use "shirts". You can't have clothing in songs, unless you're Ludacris and you're talking about sex.
Kat (a little while later): *still trying to think of something that rhymes with "hurts"* burts...durts...gurts...
Me: ...squirts.
Taco: *being freakishly amused by this, laughs hysterically and gives me a high-five*


Me: There...now you have a chastity belt!
Sam: I don't need a chastity belt.


Josh gets to be and usher for Rosh Hashanah services tomorrow. He also gets to go in an hour and a half early. Fool.

Josh: It's like a big tide of jam coming toward us...but jam made out of old women.


So then. Rosh Hashanah starts tonight. I probably won't be on later tonight or all day tomorrow, so I'll see you punks in school Friday.

Happy New Year.