Hahahahaha...Art hitting on the cafeteria monitor...

Me: Yeah, this bottle still has your teeth marks in it.
Art: *bites bottle*
Cafeteria monitor: That's hot.
Art: *chews on bottle*
CM: Yeah, I can see why you're surrounded by the girls. Wow.
Art: *winks*
CM: *walks away*
Art: *tries, and eventually succeeds, to put a hole in the bottle with his teeth*
CM: *walks by again*
Art: *kissing sounds*
CM: ...You have issues.
Art: Yeah, I do. *points to shirt..."I have issues"*
Me: *takes lollipop out of pocket*
Art: *asks for lollipop...puts it in his cheek*
CM: *walks by again*
Art: *winks*
CM: ...Do you know what the penalties are for sexual harassment?
Art: (I don't remember exactly what he said, something along the lines of "come here baby")
CM: Sure, it's funny now, but just wait until I'm in a bad mood or something, I'll bring you down to the office and write you up.
Art: (Again, don't remember what he said, but he called the guy a big stud.)
Taco: Art, shut up!
CM: Yeah, I'll write you up for sexually harassing a male teacher.
Art, Sam, Me, Taco, etc: *hysterical laughter*


Alyssa: Come on guys, seriously, I don't want to be mean, just-
Shainess: Everyone shut the fuck up!


Kid in Bio class: Hey...half your hair like...disappeared.
Me: ...I got it cut.
Kid in Bio class: Yeah...that's what I figured...


We call them cool
Those hearts that have no scars to show
The ones that never do let go
And risk the tables being turned
We call them fools
Who have to dance within the flame
Who chance the sorrow and the shame
That always comes with getting burned
We call them strong
Those who can face this world alone
Who seem to get by on their own
Those who will never take the fall
We call them weak
Who are unable to resist
The slightest chance love might exist
And for that forsake it all