SAM STILL OWES 20 PUSH-UPS!!!!
muahaha...

Before I forget, for those of you who know about my hermit crabs, Dex died. Still got Mallow and Uber Ralph though.

A continuation of the funny quotes:
I'm attempting to have them in the order that they were said, I've probably failed miserably. Sorry about any misquotes.

Rachel: Don't leave just yet. Eww, oh my god, did you just hear what I said? That's so gross! *storms off to cabin*
Becky H: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: What?!
Becky: Don't you love living with a British person?

Me: Crazy Americans.
Nicole: Or as Alexia would say, freaky ass Americans.

Alexia: I wish my mom sent me cool things like comics. She sends me family photos.

At Scout's Own
Small Child: Brooke, you're too tall!
Brooke: Did you hear that? I'm too tall!
Maggie: Yeah, that's a first.

Tara: Save the crest for last!

Rowboats!
Me: Okay, let's see if I can remember how to do this..."
Brooke: 'Let's see if I remember this'...that's reassuring.

Brooke: Don't worry, Sarah can show you, she's an expert at rowboats. She did this all last year.
Me: We never did rowboats in Float Your Boat.
Brooke: Shh!

After Maggie called our parents about the fire
Maggie: "Hello, this is Maggie from Timber Trails. Your daughter is on fire. We need your permission to exinguish her, so please call back ASAP." It's my dream to leave that message for a parent.

Maggie being a goof Sunday night:
Maggie: What's with the bathrobe? My dad wears a bathrobe.

Maggie: When I was little, I used to wonder what would happen if you shaved an owl. Like, would the feathers grow back, or would the other owls make fun of him, and call him, I don't know, like, Curly.

Maggie: I wanted to be a fire engine when I was little. Sirens, ladders, and everything. And then when I was 7 I realized my mom was lying and I couldn't be anything I wanted. I didn't talk to her for two weeks. She laughed at me. Then she realized I was serious. Then she laughed again. That's why I didn't talk to her for the next two weeks. I was pissed."

Why me?
Maggie (camper): Sarah, we need your older brain!

Maggie (camper): Sarah, we need your older self. Forget your older brain, we need you.

Alexia and Sarah (not me) being immature with the pudding
Alexia: What? I'm saving it for later! Don't dare touch me or I'll kill you.

HYPER!
Me: Don't worry! I'm almost perfectly exactly not harmless.

Frankie: Take all your energy, crush it into a little tiny ball, and eat it!

Frankie: We'regoing Brooke and we haven't had any marshmallows yet!

Me: The porta-potty smells like poo!
Karen: Well, I expect there's poo in it.

Oh yeah, anyone in the Rockies (you're near the sports field, right?) did you hear us Tuesday night? Everyone in my cabin was all hyper so we were out there running and screaming like morons. It was fun.

w00t for photography...Rachel turned the lights out in the darkroom
Small Child: I can't see!
Alexia: That's because the lights are out and it's all dark.

My cabin's weird.
Me: Why are you holding your underwear?

Frankie: I'm too punk rock for tacky day.

Me: Good elfy!

Me: Sam the duck...
Essence: That doesn look like Sam though.
Me: ...What?

Essence: Oh, we're on the floor?

?: Because I'm crazy. And I've had too much crack.

Random stuff
Sam: Okay, we're just going to do that hip-thrusting dance to warm up.

Maggie: Bending Trees! Little people, get out!

Brooke: They're taking photos of me!

Maggie: What can I say...I left my cape in my cabin.

Brooke: I've been violated!

Barb: They can't be sisters! They live in completely different parts of the world!
Sam: My dad likes to travel a lot.

Maggie: What, are you having a block party in my car? Get out of my car!

Camper people: *singing* So I got myself a wife...
Brooke: Oh no.

Alexia (I think): Is that a singing torch?

Just remember...
-marshmallows=diamonds
-the letter "h" is not pronounced "haych" (crazy Bri'ish)
-shh...Bending Trees
-Sam still owes push-ups
-Molly said to bug you
-no logs the size of small children
-don't talk to the maintenance boys
-when in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

Cheers.