Hey all.
Any of you guys (preferably someone who lives near me) going to be home August 14-21? I'm going camping and I need someone to take Mallow and Uber Ralph for the week. I'll give you 5 bucks.
All you have to do is fill their water dish twice a day and give them a bit of cucumber or something every few days. And make sure Uber Ralph doesn't eat Mallow, but I don't think he will.
Give me a call if you can.


I had a weird dream last night...some random guy gave me a puppy. The puppy was a chocolate lab and I named him Ezra. I put him in my old hermit crab tank and then put him in my closet. (Not that I'd do that in real life.) A few days later, I was like, "Oh yeah, I have a puppy" so I took him out of the tank and he ran around on my bedroom floor. Then I got Sydney's leash and took Ezra outside and we ran around in the backyard. We ran halfway up the hill up to the woods, and I tripped and fell down, and then suddenly the guy who gave me Ezra was there with his daughter. His daughter was talking to me, but I couldn't hear what she was saying, and I couldn't get up, and when I tried to look at her my eyes wouldn't focus. That often happens just before I wake up...


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