First Youth Group meeting of the year. w00t! Board members only...now, see, technically I'm not a board member, but Josh said I should come anyway. So I came, and now I am a board member! I am the person in charge of publicity and enforcement, also known as the SS or the Gazpacho. I get to harass people until they agree to come to the meetings. : D

Brad: No, we're not fascists, we don't have secret police who go around shooting people who don't do what we tell them to. But if we did, that would be Sarah's job.
Me: Sweet! Can I have a taser?

later...

Brad: So all we have to do is give Sarah a taser and have her go around shocking anyone who talks if they haven't raised their hand.
Josh: Or even better, give her a glock. She'll sit way over in that corner *pointing* and then everyone else will sit over here, facing away from her, just knowing that there's a gun aimed at their backs. And she can pick off anyone who talks.
Brad: No, we don't want to kill the people.
Josh: No, see, Sarah will be very highly trained, and if need be, she can just shoot off an arm or something.

Leigh: I want to jump out of a cake!

Leigh: I can't read Brad's ice cream. Wait...I mean...I can't read his writing...

Josh: Your mucus tastes good.

I have a feeling that Youth Group will get a lot more done this year than last year...after all, now we have the Gazpacho. : D