Went to lunch with my...umm..."youth group" *coughgirlscouttroopcough* today. Somehow we managed to earn the Studio 2B charm "Take Charge"...the one we like to refer to as the "rape charm".
I think we were freaking out the waiter just a little. Mindy read to us from the packet...

Mindy: "Incest is a crime"...
Waiter (Mike): *comes in to refill water glasses* Always a lovely dinnertime conversation topic.
Mindy: Hey, we were talking about dating older men before.

We never finished reading the packet, but we got the charms anyway.

Mindy: What...are these our chastity belts?

They tried to tell us that they weren't chastity belts, they were the Take Charge charms, but the charm was a little purple heart with a keyhole, and it had a little key attached.

 
Hey, I'm leaving for camp tomorrow. That kinda snuck up on me there, good thing I remembered to pack today. Wow...two whole weeks without knowing what's going on in my daily life, how are you freaks gonna survive?
Mom better remember to feed the hermit crabs.

It's nice getting mail at camp, so write to me. (please!) Call and ask my mom for the camp address, I'm a paranoid little freak so I'm not posting it on the internet.

If I don't get a chance to go online before leaving tomorrow...bye everyone, I'll see ya in two weeks.