More quotes from last night...

Dave: Here's cans number 14 and 15.
Me: I want 15! I want 15!
Dave: Awww...I wanted 15...fine.
Me: Hey...it doesn't say 15...
Dave and Josh: Ummm...

Dave: Yay, Josh is dead, now we can kill him!

Josh: Sarah, what are you doing to my cat?
Jillian: She's petting her.
Me: ...I'm eating her.

Dave: Josh, put in the second disk.
Josh: Okay, honey. *slaps ass*
Mrs. K: *clears throat*
Josh: Hello, mother.

And then I was going to call my dad to ask him when he was picking me up...Josh wanted to call...

Dad: Hello?
Josh: Hi! Would you like to buy insurance? *hands phone to me*
Me: Hi dad.
Dad: Hello.
Josh: *gestures for me to give him phone*
Me: *gives Josh phone*
Josh: Only $94 installment, no interest! *gives back phone*
Me: Umm...the first movie just ended...what time are you picking me up?
Josh: *gestures for me to give him phone*
Me: *gives Josh phone*
Josh: And a free blender!