Stalking is fun. Otherwise I'd never see him. :D

Mr. Landers: Good morning, Pirate! *walks into SS workroom*
Random kid in my homeroom: Did...did he just say "good morning pirate"?
Me: He was talking to me.
Random kid in my homeroom: Ah. Okay.

Joe gave Drew CPR in Russian today. He had collapsed after Ali threw an apple at him, you see. The apple that Drew had dropped on the ground when Sasha tripped him and then gave to Mimi. That Mimi bit and spat out and dropped on the table in front of Ali. And then Ali threw the apple at Drew. It hit him in the stomach. And he collapsed on the ground. And Joe gave him CPR. And Sasha and Mimi and Ali all left the restaurant. Good times.
This was a skit they were doing.
And somehow, Drew survived Joe pounding on his chest. He said later that he should have screamed in agony before he collapsed. Kids in drama class are so funny.
Needless to say...it made me smile.