Imitation Blog. Sort of like imitation crab. Except I don't think Imitation Blog tastes very good. Then again, neither does imitation crab...damn, I used to love that stuff though.

Poppa: You see, the reason you smell feet is that there are a lot of people here. And every single one of them has two feet. Some of them even have three feet.

The submarine also smelled like feet. But more so than the museum. Probably because there used to be 140 navy people living in that cramped space for god knows how long. Somewhere between 75 days and 6 months maybe.

Poppa: Imagine holding your breath for 75 days.