Confirmation tonight. Good times. We talked about how Judaism will end with our generation unless we do something about it. And something about how tradition is changing because it has been acknowledged at our synagogue that G-d can be male or female, we do not know.

"They neutered G-d!" -Josh or Dave. (Don't remember who.)

And then we got to watch History or the World, Part I !!!

"He missed! He missed!"
"I'm going to take a treasure bath!!!"
"And then all the way up to the emperor...ah, shit!"
"Wash this." *after pulling life duck out of butt*
"No, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes!, no, no, no, no, n-....YES!"